I'm Hank J. Wimbleton?! (A Hank Reader x MC X FNF)

Chapter 6: Christmas

2000+ word chapter here!

Me and the damn clown were waiting besides the boombox that Girlfriend was sitting on top of. The first song began as Girlfriend swayed head left and right in time with the beat. Tricky watched with interest while I was just bored out of my mind.

Damn kid, why did he have to stop me? I could've killed this other bastard kid and then we would be at his house but instead he just has to do a rap battle! This world is honestly killing me inside, I feel like I'm getting softer the more time I spend time here and I don't like it.

I just need....something, something to KILL.

I'm not going to lie, the songs weren't that good. I could probably make better ones, the last one....that was actually good.

(Fr tho, this song is a banger has many good remixes)

Hank: Huh, not a bad finale there.

GF: Will you try one day?

Hank: Probably not, not my type of profession. I need something more.....violent. Besides I don't even have the vocals chords for it.

GF: Well I believe in you!

Hank: Said no one ever

BF: Haha I won!

Pico: Argh damn you! You know what! Screen the rules! I've decided to kill you after all!

Pico aims his gun at Boyfriend and shoots a bullet at him. He didn't have time to dodge but luckily for him another bullet shot out and clashed with the other one. They ricochet and destroyed his gun, shocking him as he was sat down from the impact.

Pico: W-What was that?!

Hank: *handcannon ready* 4

(Black Air Force energy detected)

Tricky: Tch! Show off!

(Hank's keeping count boys! BF is lucky he isn't being charged here)

BF: H-Hehe sorry for having to be saved Hank

Hank: Nah don't worry it, at least it gives me something to do so keep endangering yourself kid!

BF: Beep?!

Hank: I might be joking

Tricky: Soooo? Can we kill him?

Hank: Why are you asking? Of course we can

BF: N-No don't!

Tricky: Ah what?! You're no fun!

Hank: Can we leave now? I'm getting bored again

GF: *giggles* Yes Hank we can

Hank: Finally! Waste of our time!

We finally leave the area, all while that Pico kid was still shaken on the floor near the pile of his destroyed gun.

Pico: D-Did he really do that? What kind of menace is he?! I got lucky BF persuaded him and that clown to not kill me....

When we left that kid, it started to get lighter meaning morning was upon us. When it was morning, a limousine pulled up besides us, I was sceptical and went to grab my gun until a door opened to reveal another Demon. Oh god don't tell me this is-!