Am I dead? I better not be, that would be fucking embarrassing....no wait I'm waking up, thank the Lord!
Hank: When I get my hands on those damn furries
I open my eyes to see that I was in a hospital room and around me was Sanford, Deimos, Tricky, GF and Lila. Unfortunately Blair was here as well but surprisingly Tactie was present, didn't expect that.
GF: Hank you're awake!
Hank: Of course, you think I'm going to sleep for long? I've got furries to hunt and kill.
Deimos: Oh god not the furries!
Sanford: It's happening again? Dammit
Blair: Hank I'm so glad you're awake my love!
Tactie: Stop lying Blair, hey Hank
Hank: Hello There
Tricky: Hank you got jumped? Why didn't you call me?!
Hank: I didn't think the things would have strength behind them. Especially since Exetior wasn't strong at all
Tricky: Good point but next time I'll kill him!
Hank: Maybe, so Tactie I'm going to assume Blair dragged you here?
Tactie: She did, but I don't mind. It's great to see you again although I didn't expect you would be in the hospital
Hank: Don't get used to it, it might happen again but it will be a long time then.
Tactie: I can believe that, you're Hank J. Wimbleton after all
Hank: Exactly, so Lila how are you?
Lila: I'm good, I'm worried for you though Hank
Hank: I understand Lila but I will be fine. Soooo how the hell am I in the hospital?
Sanford: Well you suffered critical damage to your cybernetics so Doc is going to come and upgrade it to take better hits
Deimos: You're also getting a new sword, I can't wait to see it!
Hank: A new one yeah? That's good, it means I can hunt those bastards down
Tricky: I still can't believe you fought them all! I wanted to!
Hank: Yes I know but I have to admit that Lord X guy is really strong and will be a problem, a big one. The others as well but he is one we have to watch out for
Tricky: Ooh I can't wait to fight him!
Sanford: We need to do something about this though, any ideas?
Deimos: I mean we could have Hank, Tricky, Christoff and the Auditor fight them, the four of them should be enough
GF: Deimos you're not going to fight?
Deimos: N....No. I would love to but I don't think Sanford and myself would be useful. These things are much worse that what the two of us have faced back in Nevada or this world, minus Tricky and Auditor of course
Sanford: Yeah I agree with Deimos on this one. Sorry Hank but unlike you we are regular humans, we aren't but different like you
Hank: Sanford, Deimos. I understand what you're trying to say and that's fine. But know this, you both aren't useless. I wouldn't have made it to this point without you, Deimos you even died to bring me back so don't call yourself weak
Deimos: Damn Hank where are these words coming from? I haven't been lifted like this since my Dad when he threw the 3 year old me out of the window
Hank: I've gone through a change that no one saw coming, oh yeah you have to stop smoking now

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FanfictionAn Empty Soul without a purpose is given it's role through a mysterious god like force for their entertainment. What will they do? How will they cope? What challenges face this new Hank J. Wimbleton? (If you know me you know I'm adding a Harem, if y...