Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him!

Unicorns & Snakeskin-Cedric Diggory Has a Giant Squid Tattoo On His Back?

Petunia Dursley prayed in her dingy cell. She prayed that she would wake up from the nightmare she was in. Those freaks were going to feed her to monsters! What would happen to her sweet Dudders?
"Hey muggle! I heard after you get Kissed, you get stuck in your mind. I hope that's the case for you. Can you imagine the horror?" The black haired woman cackled across from her. She tried to ignore her but she started throwing moldy bread at her.
"Leave me alone, freak!" She spat out and the woman just grinned at her.
"You know the Dark Lord would have cut your tongue out for such words? It's a shame we weren't put in the same cell. I would have loved to hear you screams." She said softly, her eyes dark.
"Little Ickle Potty should have been raised by a proper family, not a filthy muggle." Petunias flinched at the venom in the woman's tone.
"I didn't want him. That Dumbledore left him on my doorstep and said if I didn't let him stay with us, my whole family would be in danger."
"So you then took your anger out on a child? How brave of you." She said mockingly.
"He was so weird as a child. He would never cry. All babies cry but he would just look at me with his freaky eyes." Petunia shivered as she remembered his stares.
"He was a baby! He was a product of his environment. You're lucky he didn't murder you in your sleep." The air suddenly got colder and two of those monsters appeared. She suddenly heard Lily's voice.
"Dementors guard the wizarding prison, Tuney! Don't worry though, you'll never see them!" They opened her cell and dragged her out.
"Don't be shy and give them a big ole kiss, muggle!" The woman's crazed laughter echoed down the corridor. She tried breaking free of their grip but they wouldn't budge. The last thing she saw was what actually lay underneath a dementor's hood. Her mouth opened in a silent scream.

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Draco hummed as he flipped through the catalog.
"Draco, I don't think dementors can eat actual food." Pansy commented as she cut up her breakfast.
"I still think it would be polite to send them a fruit basket! Think of how nasty that woman's soul had to taste." He shot back and picked out a variety pack. He filled out the form and put the receiver as the Dementors of Azkaban. He was sure someone would make sure it got where it was supposed to.
"Draco!" Harry called out from the doorway of the Great Hall. He looked him over and was pleased to see a healthy flush on his face. He stood on the bench and ignored his Uncle shouting "get down Draco!"
"Harry my love!" Harry ran into his arms and the whole school cheered. As they sat down, he started filling up Harry's plate.
"Thank Merlin you're back Harry! Draco has been like a dragon with a thorn in its claw! He yelled at a fifth year yesterday for breathing too loud!" Greg complained and Vince nodded furiously.
"Yeah! I heard he told the Bloody Baron that if he didn't get out of his way, he would find a way to murder him again!" Vince finished. Draco glared at the two traitors.
"In my defense my love, that fifth year was breathing too loud!" "Draco, she was having an asthma attack!" Daphne hissed out and he ignored her "and the Baron was just loitering in the middle of the corridor! Who does that?" Harry just giggled
and ate his breakfast. How could someone look so beautiful eating a waffle?
"Harry! My precious cousin!" Cousin Tonks came out of nowhere and picked him up. She had her hair a lovely Malfoy blonde today.
"Oh how I've missed you. Don't worry, Cousin Tonks will fight every other disease so they can't hurt you!" She shouted dramatically and he couldn't stop his laughter. She was acting like Father!
"Fifteen points from Hufflepuff for mocking a Professor!" His Father's voice came from behind them. She just winked at him and scurried away, carrying Harry with her.
"Ten points to Hufflepuff for beautiful hair!" His Father continued and his Uncle slapped him on the back of his head.

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Luna hummed off tune as she walked towards the trees. The whispers had told her to go to the forest today so that's what she was going to do. It was rather cold but that was okay. No one stole her shoes this time or hid her clothes. She would sometimes have dreams of things being different. Of people being different. Men with two faces and petrified students. She could picture Harry and Draco fighting, their eyes filled with anger. It hurt her head to keep everything straight.
"Luna! Where are you going? The forest is forbidden!" Neville said as he jogged up to her. She liked Neville. He smelled like plants and never had any Nargles around him. It was refreshing.
"Hello Neville. I'm going to the forest. Would you like to come with me?" Neville sighed and took off his cloak. He wrapped it around her shoulders and said "lead the way." She blinked at him before turning around and continuing on her path. His cloak was very warm.
"So where are we going?" She hummed some more before answering.
"Straight." She just kept walking.
"Okay. Are you excited for Yule? I think Gran is going to love the plant I got for her." He beamed at her. She smiled back and said "Daddy said we're going to go camping. He's trying to find moon frogs." She stopped suddenly and looked around.
"We're here." She grabbed his sleeve and shoved him into a bush. Crouching down beside him, she put her finger to her lips. A twig crunched beneath something's foot and a unicorn appeared. Its coat was a pretty silver color.
"Wow!" Neville whispered beside her and she whispered back "just wait!" A baby unicorn appeared at its mothers side, its coat gleaming like gold. The mother stomped her foot and Luna popped up, pulling Neville up with her.
"Luna! Unicorns don't like boys!" He sounded sad as hid behind her.
"It's okay Neville. She doesn't mind. See?" The mother had stopped and was staring at them so she led Neville over to her. She took his hand and laid it on her flank.
"I don't know anyone who wouldn't like you, Neville." She watched as his cheeks got bright pink. Maybe he was breaking out in a rash? The baby ran into Neville's side and started rubbing its face on his chest. He started laughing and said "this is the best day of my life!" She just continued to pet the older unicorn as she watched them play.

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Harry scurried around the corner, Draco close behind him.
"My heart, where are we going?" Harry just shushed him and kept walking. They finally made it to Myrtle's bathroom.
"You said next time I go to the chamber, you wanted to come with me." He explained as he shut the door behind them.
"But why the secrecy?" Draco looked around, trying to find the entrance. Harry had made the other boys swear not to tell anyone where it was located.
"I don't want the Headmaster to know where it is. He'd probably make Myrtle's bathroom off limits just to spite me."
"Harry! You're back! Who's this? He's cute!" Myrtle finally came out of her toilet , her eyes focused on Draco. He stepped in front of his fiancé and said "this is Draco, my soon to be bonded. If I catch you peeking at him at any point Myrtle, I'll tear your bathroom apart." Harry threatened the ghost girl. He didn't care if she peeped at other students but Draco was off limits.
"Merlin Harry, that's not fair." She pouted and he pulled out his secret weapon.
"I happen to have a picture of a shirtless Cedric Diggory that might change your mind?" He offered and he could practically see her drooling.
"Sold! I won't take a single glance at your husband. Bye Harry!" She snatched the picture and disappeared back into her stall.
"Harry, why do you have a shirtless picture of Diggory?" Draco's eyes were molten silver as he scowled.
"I had Tonks get it for me so I could bribe Myrtle. Me and Tonks have been telling everyone that Cedric has a giant squid tattoo on his back." He giggled and took Draco's hand.
"That's brilliant of you, Harry! Now why are we going to the chamber?" Harry started hissing random words to get the sink to open up.
"Because I need to get some Yule gifts!" He gave Draco a grin and launched himself down the pipe.
"Harry!" Draco cried out and lunged forward after him. They landed in a heap and Draco somehow managed to get underneath him.
"Well since we're already like this perhaps we could spend a few moments to ourselves? This is the first time we've been completely alone since school started." Draco said flirtatiously and Harry agreed quickly. After a nice snog session, they finally got up.
"I've come for this." Harry pointed at the giant snakeskin. He had worked out a deal with Griphook to make all of his friends vests out of snakeskin. It would be nearly impossible to harm them when they wore it.
"That's very kind of you, darling." Harry called for Kreacher and he appeared in an instant.
"Little master be calling Kreacher?" He looked him over before saying "Kreacher is happy little master is healthy again." He gave a big sniff and Harry quickly hugged him.
"Thanks Kreacher! I can't wait to give you your Yule gift! Would you mind dropping this snakeskin off at Gringotts for me?" He had gotten Kreacher a rolling pin that had his name engraved on the handle. He couldn't wait to see the old elf's reaction.
"Lovely, are you excited about the Winter Ball?" Draco asked as they were walking back to his dorm.
"Yes! Ron helped me with my outfit and it's going to knock your socks off!" Draco gave him a look and purred "you can knock my socks off anytime."
"One thousand points from Slytherin!" Papa Sirius shouted from down the hall, Father Sev holding him back by his shirt.
"Sirius, you can't take points." Father Sev reminded him and rolled his eyes at his behavior.
"Then I'm going to get Lucius to do it for me! Did you hear what that brat just said to my precious pup? Merlin, I think I'm about to have a stroke!" His godfather dramatically clutched his chest. Draco scoffed and said "good riddance!"
"Papa Siri, what are you doing here?" He finally got off of Father Sev and announced "I came to pick you up for Winter Break! I convinced Albus that you should leave school early so you can finish recuperating at home!"
"Yay! Is Draco coming too?" Papa Siri sighed and said "he can come in two days." Harry ran forward and hugged his godfather. He patted his head before freezing.
"Harry, is that a hickey on your neck?"