Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him!

Fish & Gossip-Oliver Wood Wants Answers and He Wants Them NOW

"President!" Draco heard Herm yell and turned to see her barreling towards him. She seemed to have gained some muscle this summer. She would need it to keep Harry safe from perverts.
"Vice-President, wonderful to see you."
"I've made a detailed list of all the Harry worthy incidents this summer." She passed him a notebook and he couldn't wait to read it. Herm always noticed tiny details such as what shade of green Harry's eyes were in the sunlight or what color his socks were. All very important things he needed to be aware of.
"I'm sure it will be excellent like usual, Herm." He draped his arm around Harry and waited for the rest of the HFC to show up. They usually just used his Uncle's floo to go back to Hogwarts but because he had been gone all summer, they decided to ride the train.
"Merlin's pants President, you got smoking hot!" One of the twins announced and the other one said "Is that a scar? Fucking hell, am I drooling?" Their mother scolded them for their language.
"Don't be dramatic. I just got some sun this summer." He rolled his eyes at their antics. He glowered at another student looking at him.
"Hi Draco!" Neville waved wildly before shoving through the crowd. He had lost his baby fat and seemed to stand taller.
"Merlin Neville, have you been eating your fertilizer?" Harry said and peered up at him.
"If I hear any more jokes about my height, I will throw myself on the train tracks." Neville said sadly, his shoulders slumped. Harry quickly hugged him and apologized. Neville grabbed him under his armpits and swung him around, people around them jumping out of the way of Harry's flailing limbs.
"Neville!" Harry wheezed out between his laughter.
"What? It's a surefire way to get rid of nosy people!"
Draco snatched Harry up the second Neville set him down. He didn't like other people pawing all over his beloved. It usually didn't bother him if it was other club members but seeing Harry in Neville's arms made his eye twitch.
"Ginny said she'd join us later. She's going to go braid Greengrass's hair or something." Ron snorted. Draco was pretty sure they were just going to snog but he wasn't going to tell the youngest Weasley boy that. Ron tended to get too overprotective over his siblings.
"I can't believe my sweet boy is going to be a third year." Lord Black wailed as he walked up to their group. His parents were a few steps behind and he noticed his Father already had his handkerchief out.
"Papa, you don't have to cry every time I go back to school." Harry said and Lord Black cried even harder.
"It's just so difficult to let you go, pup. You'll call if you need me, right? No matter what time, I'll drop everything and come get you." Lord Black promised and he watched him fawn over Harry for a couple of more minutes. He turned to his Father and asked "Why are you crying? You're coming to school with us." His Father dabbed his eyes before commenting back "I'm a very empathetic person. I feel Sirius's pain as if it were my own!" He gave his Mother a sympathetic look. It must be hard to listen to his Father's nonsense all of the time. She gave him a wink before saying "alright boys, let's say goodbye to the children before they miss the train!"

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Tonks pulled Cedric closer and kissed his cheek. They had met up in one of the empty train closets to have a little privacy. She had been training with her mum all summer. It wasn't as intense as Draco's training but she was still a Black.
"I missed you." Cedric whispered against her neck and she ran her hands up his sides.
"I missed you too babe." Before she could start unbuttoning his shirt, the door was pulled open to reveal Cho Chang.
"Oh! I'm so sorry! I was trying to find someone's cat. I'll just leave." Tonks watched her go before Cedric hugged her closer.
"I don't know what her deal is!" He grumbled and she laughed.
"I think she wants to join us." He blushed a bright pink and gulped. She had entertained the idea but she wouldn't be sharing her love with anyone. Her mum had said she got her possessiveness from her Black side.
"You're more than enough for me." He said and she blew him a kiss.
"I hear from Percy that Draco came back with a scar! Let's go check it out." He followed her down the hall. She found the HFC plus Luna crowded into one compartment. Harry was perched on Draco's lap and eating fruit.
"Wotcher Harry!" She crowed and stepped over Neville to hug the sweet boy.
"Hi Tonks! Hi Cedric!" He said brightly and she got a close look at Draco's scar. Barely stopping to think about it, she had a matching one on her face.
"Look Draco, we're like twins now!" Everyone laughed before the twins said "even we can't tell them apart!" She flopped down beside him and sighed.
"I don't know about you but training was grueling.
Mum made me catch fish with my bare hands! She said it would help my coordination skills or some rubbish." Tonks had spent the first week soaking wet from falling in the stream behind their house trying to catch the damn fish.
"I can see it didn't help any." Draco joked and she had to reluctantly agree. She was still as clumsy as she had been but now she knew how to skin a fish.
"At least you didn't have to hear stories of your mum courting your dad. Mum even told me about their first kiss." She whispered in horror and he gave her a blank look .
"Think again." She patted his shoulder and said "I was going to try banging my head against the wall to induce memory loss. Maybe we could do it together?"

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Ron cuddled Snappy closer and covered his eyes when he saw Draco's hand slip under Harry's shirt. No one else seemed to notice but he wasn't about to let his godson see such scandalous actions.
"Snappy and I have to use the loo." He left the compartment before wandering around the train.
"I don't know how you can live with them, Snappy! It must be exhausting watching them flirt all the time." Snappy kept chewing on his toy crocodile.
"I'm pretty sure that's cannibalism." He gave him an unimpressed look and ignored him.
"-well I think Draco looks so cute! I wonder if he'll stay with Harry? I mean he could have anyone! You would think he'd get bored of him eventually." Ron covered Snappy's ears and glared at the cracked door. If you were going to talk about someone, at least be smart about it!
"I think Harry looks dreamy with his long hair! I would kill to touch it." Another girl chimed in. He started planning that girl's funeral. Draco was going to drown her in Myrtle's toilet once he found out what she said. At least Myrtle would have a friend!
"I'm still team Drarry."
"I'm team Draco!"
"I've been team Harry since his first year." Ron didn't know what in Merlin's pants was going on but he wouldn't let anyone gossip about his friends. He barged into the compartment to find some older girls staring at him.
"Oh! It's Ron Weasley!" A brown haired girl sighed and stared at him. He held Snappy protectively against his chest.
"I don't know who you are but you shouldn't talk about Harry or Draco like that!" The girls squealed and said "are they as cute in private as they are in public?"
"What does Draco look like without his shirt?"
"Can you get me a lock of Harry's hair? I just want to smell it." He held his ground and snarled at them.
"You better leave them alone or the HFC will come for you! I have to warn you that Herm has already researched how to hide a body." He didn't know if that was true or not but assumed Herm was prepared for anything. The girls paled and stammered out "we just admire them so much!"
"Well don't! Harry and Draco are thirteen years old. They don't need you being creeps! If I hear you being inappropriate with them, I won't be so forgiving!" He stormed out before heading back to their compartment.
"Ron! You're finally back." They had a pile of candy and Draco said "we were waiting for you." The warm feeling in his chest doubled at his words. This is why he would do anything for them. They had loved him when he was just another Weasley.
"I bet the bathroom smells horrid! You were gone for so long." The twins cackled as he threw his wand at them.

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Harry creeped closer to Draco as the Sorting Hat sang its cheesy song. Father Severus had found it a week ago and had left it in one of the bathrooms for a school elf to find. Seeing as the Headmaster hadn't had him expelled, he felt it was safe to say the Hat hadn't ratted him out. He had taken to wearing it on his head and talking about whatever crossed his mind. The hat had been fascinated by his Parseltongue abilities and approved of him stealing the snake door from the Chamber. It turned out Bubbles and the Hat knew each other. They had ended up playing some weird old timey riddle game. Harry had watched as the Hat beat Bubbles causing the snake to try to petrify it. Thank Merlin the snake didn't have hands or the hat would have been turned into a bookend.
"Hey Harry, I like your hair accessories." Pansy whispered from his other side.
"Thanks!" Draco had bought him hair spirals. They were in the shape of a corkscrew and he wrapped strands of hair around them. They were golden snakes with gleaming green eyes.
"Hey Draco, your skin looks kind of dry." She whispered to him and Draco flipped her off.
"Just because you're jealous doesn't mean you have to be nasty, Pans." She tried to stab his hand with her fork and they froze as father gave them a dirty look.
"Hey Harry, I heard Granger can lift a whole pig. Is that true?" Greg muttered across the table and Harry nodded.
"Herm had been working out all summer! I saw it with my own eyes." Both boys looked over at her and waved.
"That's wicked. Maybe she'll give us some tips." Vince said and Draco shrugged.
"Maybe if you ask her."
Blaise and Theo were playing rock, paper, scissors. Harry watched as Theo beat Blaise for the twentieth time in a row and quietly clapped. Blaise pouted and Theo leaned over to whisper "Blaise always picks rock. I don't know how he hasn't figured out that's why everyone beats him."
"I think Theo is using illegal Legilimency" Blaise sniffed in distaste. Harry heard the Headmaster clear his throat.
"What a great Sorting! I have an announcement to make." He gave a dramatic pause before continuing "Quidditch will be cancelled this year." Before he could go on, Oliver Wood stood on the table.
"You better be joking, Headmaster." His voice was frigid and his eyes were crazed.
"I agree with Wood." Marcus stood on the bench and scowled at Professor Dumbledore.
"While it's nice to see interhouse unity so early in the year, I am not joking." Everyone looked around in confusion. Quidditch had never been cancelled before.
"Hogwarts will be hosting the TriWizard Tournament!"