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" About That Snape" Loki giggles as she goes to her podium. " We have another Puppet Pals"
" Oh Great" Snape rolls his eyes.
" The Puppet Pals are very obsessed aren't they" Dumbledore chuckles.
" Uncomfortably Obsessed" Snape says in his stern voice.
" Look Who's talking about obsessed" Loki rolls her eyes. The Theatre chuckles but wonders what Loki meant by that" Any way Enjoy the Video".
" Hi, I'm Harry Potter" Harry says.
" No, I'm Harry Potter and That's Identity Theft" Harry Directs.
" You aren't Harry Potter If you don't look like Daniel Radcliffe" Ginny adds.
" I guess Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter then" Blaise tries to refute Ginny's claim.
" Yes, Didn't he say he was Harry Potter playing Daniel the actor?" Ginny raises her eyebrow in question.
" Oh yes, He did" Neville remembers " Long ago from a video".
" I don't" Blaise speaks up.
" Well, you weren't their and I'm pretty sure Neither was Pansy" Ginny gives an eye to Pansy. Pansy was in deep thought thinking if she was their at the time.
" I am Ron" Ron jumps out.
" You can Jump back down where you came from" Draco scorned.
" Why is a Basic man telling me to go back where I came from. A bit racist don't you think?" Ron glares at him.
" That is racist in both worlds towards Muggle-Borns and People of color." Loki just stares into his soul.
" He didn't mean it in any offensive way" Narcissa tries to reassure Loki.
" Yea..." Loki looks on the two.
" Let's go bother Snape" Harry announces.
" Excus-"
" Right Oh" Ron follows.
" This is Ridiculous. May name shall not be used for such jest" Snape snarls.
" It already has been" Loki smiles to him. " We don't want to see the memes ...Emo"
" I beg your pardon" Snape glares at Loki.
" Noth-"
" Oh we heard something" Lucius flashes a creepy smile.
" Yes, It was Nothing" Loki sighs.
" FALSE" Bellatrix shouts like a baby.
" Dear Lord" McGonagall rubs her forehead.
" I am Snape" Snape begins.
" We Know" Hermione gives a nod.
" I am The Potions master"
" Just another funzy Detail to add to make him sound top notch" Fred shakes his head.
" I am Top notch" Snape argues.
" He is" Lucius sneers.
" He's a really good Professor" Hermione speaks as Snape smirks.
" No way" Pansy gasps.
" Yes way" Hermione rolls her eyes.
" Traitor" Harry scowls.
" I said Professor not person" Hermione empathizes.
" Oh That's a big difference" Ron nods as Snape rolls his eyes.
" Let's go Bother him" Harry says.
" Bad Idea" Luna whispers.
* They Beat Snape*
" This is stupidity at its finest" Snape rolls his eyes .
" Karma will get them Sevy, don't worry" Bellatrix seethes.
" Oh That was Fun" Ron pops up.
" I like the part where he stops moving" Harry says.
" WHAT" is what is heard. Most of the Theatre pauses and stares at the trio.
" That's harsh" Dumbledore comments.
" That's a Threat" Pansy rolls her eyes.
" Let's do it again" Ron and Harry go back to Bother Snape.
" I actually Pray you make it alive" Draco comments.
" The Chances are very low" Snape says.
" Avada Kedavra" Snape shouts.
Theatre pauses and just stares.
" Well you didn't" Draco laughs.
" You Jinxed it" Harry screams.
" No, I don't have a wand" Draco reminds them.
" No, The Muggle-" Harry aggressively starts tapping his foot,
" Oh Dear" Snape says.
" No Regrets" Snape whispers.
" Hello Severus" Dumbledore says.
" I can, I can explain, sir" Snape stutters.
" Well, actually you can't" Harry chuckles.
" Two dead bodies already makes you a number 1 suspect" Ron says.
" What's This?" Dumbledore asks.
" Me and Ron dead" Harry says in a dramatic tone.
" It seems Young Harry and Ron are Taking an afternoon nap"
" No way-" Pansy starts to laugh.
" Next time don't bother me" Snape smirks.
" Were Dead, Cold and Out" Ron gasps.
" Let's see what they've got in their pockets"
" What The-" Ginny stares Blankly " Isn't that Thread"
" Yes Blindy it is" Blaise scoffs.
" Alas 9 sickles and a dong bomb. This is my lucky day"
" Not Lucky, your a culprit now" Hermione shakes her head. " Where the hell am I?"
" Probably snogging Draco in a corner" George jokes.
" If I hear another word" Lucius sneers.
" Bloody Weasley's" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.
" They disgust me" Draco shutters.
" Now, Where did Snape go?"
" On The Run" Neville whispers.
" Or more Importantly, where the hell am I?' A good Time" Dumbledore dances.
* Clip ends*
" That's a Funny little ending scene" Dumbledore laughs.
" You were Naked" McGonagall stares at him.
" Still Funny" Dumbledore laughs.
" Their bodies were decaying and smelling" Fred shakes his head.
" If Dumbledore doesn't care, I don't" Pansy tries to be swaggy.
" Shut up" Loki rolls her eyes " Next, Tissues!".
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