Puppet pals in Bothering Snape

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" About That Snape" Loki giggles as she goes to her podium. " We have another Puppet Pals"

" Oh Great" Snape rolls his eyes. 

" The Puppet Pals are very obsessed aren't they" Dumbledore chuckles. 

" Uncomfortably Obsessed" Snape says in his stern voice. 

" Look Who's talking about obsessed" Loki rolls her eyes. The Theatre chuckles but wonders what Loki meant by that" Any way Enjoy the Video". 

" Hi, I'm Harry Potter" Harry says.

" No, I'm Harry Potter and That's Identity Theft" Harry Directs.

" You aren't Harry Potter If you don't look like Daniel Radcliffe" Ginny adds. 

" I guess Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter then" Blaise tries to refute Ginny's claim. 

" Yes, Didn't he say he was Harry Potter playing Daniel the actor?" Ginny raises her eyebrow in question. 

" Oh yes, He did" Neville remembers " Long ago from a video". 

" I don't" Blaise speaks up. 

" Well, you weren't their and I'm pretty sure Neither was Pansy" Ginny gives an eye to Pansy. Pansy was in deep thought thinking if she was their at the time.

" I am Ron" Ron jumps out.

" You can Jump back down where you came from" Draco scorned. 

" Why is a Basic man telling me to go back where I came from. A bit racist don't you think?" Ron glares at him.

" That is racist in both worlds towards Muggle-Borns and People of color." Loki just stares into his soul. 

" He didn't mean it in any offensive way" Narcissa tries to reassure Loki. 

" Yea..." Loki looks on the two.

" Let's go bother Snape" Harry announces. 

" Excus-"

" Right Oh" Ron follows. 

" This is Ridiculous. May name shall not be used for such jest" Snape snarls. 

" It already has been" Loki smiles to him. " We don't want to see the memes ...Emo" 

" I beg your pardon" Snape glares at Loki. 

" Noth-"

" Oh we heard something" Lucius flashes a creepy smile. 

" Yes, It was Nothing" Loki sighs.

" FALSE" Bellatrix shouts like a baby. 

" Dear Lord"  McGonagall rubs her forehead.

" I am Snape" Snape begins. 

" We Know" Hermione gives a nod. 

" I am The Potions master" 

" Just another funzy Detail to add to make him sound top notch" Fred shakes his head. 

" I am Top notch" Snape argues. 

" He is" Lucius sneers. 

" He's a really good Professor" Hermione speaks as Snape smirks.

" No way" Pansy gasps. 

" Yes way" Hermione rolls her eyes. 

" Traitor" Harry scowls. 

" I said Professor not person" Hermione empathizes. 

" Oh That's a big difference" Ron nods as Snape rolls his eyes.

" Let's go Bother him" Harry says. 

" Bad Idea" Luna whispers.

* They Beat Snape* 

" This is stupidity at its finest" Snape rolls his eyes .

" Karma will get them Sevy, don't worry" Bellatrix seethes.

" Oh That was Fun" Ron pops up. 

" I like the part where he stops moving"  Harry says. 

" WHAT" is what is heard. Most of the Theatre pauses and stares at the trio.

" That's harsh" Dumbledore comments. 

" That's a Threat" Pansy rolls her eyes. 

" Let's do it again" Ron and Harry go back to Bother Snape. 

" I actually Pray you make it alive" Draco comments. 

" The Chances are very low" Snape says.

" Avada Kedavra" Snape shouts. 

Theatre pauses and just stares. 

" Well you didn't" Draco laughs. 

" You Jinxed it" Harry screams.

" No, I don't have a wand" Draco reminds them. 

" No, The Muggle-" Harry aggressively starts tapping his foot, 

" Oh Dear" Snape says. 

" No Regrets" Snape whispers.

" Hello Severus" Dumbledore says. 

" I can, I can explain, sir" Snape stutters. 

" Well, actually you can't" Harry chuckles. 

" Two dead bodies already makes you a number 1 suspect" Ron says. 

" What's This?" Dumbledore asks. 

" Me and Ron dead" Harry says in a dramatic tone. 

" It seems Young Harry and Ron are Taking an afternoon nap" 

" No way-" Pansy starts to laugh. 

" Next time don't bother me" Snape smirks. 

" Were Dead, Cold and Out" Ron gasps.

" Let's see what they've got in their pockets" 

" What The-" Ginny stares Blankly " Isn't that Thread" 

" Yes Blindy it is" Blaise scoffs. 

" Alas 9 sickles and a dong bomb. This is my lucky day" 

" Not Lucky, your a culprit now" Hermione shakes her head. " Where the hell am I?"

" Probably snogging Draco in a corner" George jokes. 

" If I hear another word" Lucius sneers. 

" Bloody Weasley's" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.

" They disgust me" Draco shutters. 

" Now, Where did Snape go?"

" On The Run" Neville whispers.

" Or more Importantly, where the hell am I?' A good Time" Dumbledore dances. 

* Clip ends* 

" That's a Funny little ending scene" Dumbledore laughs. 

" You were Naked" McGonagall stares at him. 

" Still Funny" Dumbledore laughs. 

" Their bodies were decaying and smelling" Fred shakes his head. 

" If Dumbledore doesn't care, I don't" Pansy tries to be swaggy. 

" Shut up" Loki rolls her eyes " Next, Tissues!".

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