every f-bomb in the very potter trilogy

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" You better" Blaise glares down at her.

" Oh well, this might make you feel better" Loki goes to her podium. 

" If it isn't Harry Fucking Potter" 

" Oh my goodness, WHAT IS THIS" Harry looks a bit creeped out. 

" Its a very potter musical trilogy" Loki says " Your going to love it". 

" I'm scared" Neville says. 

" At least, they are beeping out the cuss words" McGonagall appreciates. 

" No, its boring now" Draco shook his head. 

" Didn't you go up like a sexy bitch like your father" 

" I wonder who that was about?" Hermione laughs.

" I was going to say Lucius because of bitch but Lucius isn't sexy"  Harry thinks. 

" Respect your Elders, Harry" Fred jokes around. 

" His son and wife are right here" George points.

" Not like I care" Narcissa whispers. 

" You do care at the moment" Fred whispers back/.

" I'm going to ignore him" Lucius turns to Snape. 

" He's an intolerable little pest" Snape says.

" Father and son.,. the best answer is Lucius and Draco" Ginny answers.

" Thanks" Draco nods. 

" It wasn't a compliment bitch" 

" It has an inscription on the side that says I opened the clothes whatever the fuck that means"

" That must be a diary" Hermione guesses " Seems a bit personal". 

" Tom Riddle's" Pansy smirks. 

" Who knows" Ron says. 

" Me, I do" Loki waves. 

" So-"

" Because you can't kill me and you can't kill any of these people"

" What the fuck, are you on about"

" That your weak" Harry says.     

" The Dark Lord is never weak" Bellatrix looks disgusted " How dare you say that". 

" The Truth?" Harry turns to her " I've always dared to say it'. 

" and theirs's no fucking homework" 

" Who the hell is jumping up like that?" Ron seems concerned. 

" A Student" Luna says. 

" Obviously, but specifically who?"

" A student" Neville repeats. 

" Your not helping, Neville" Ron gets annoyed. 

" I know"

" She's just a Fucking peach girl, don't we just fucking love her". 

" Yes, we do' Harry shouts. 

" Was that suppose to be Umbridge and me" Ginny gasps. 

" I believe so" Blaise chuckles. 

" Why is she played by a man?" Draco looks horrified. 

'"Because its funnier" Fred says. 

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