Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker

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" You should speak more" Luna suggests. She smiles at his direction as they are sitting next to each other. 

" Eh, I will but its quite fun trying to be a little Emo" Ron chuckles " What do we have next Loki?"

" We have a rap battle between two popular characters." Loki hoovers to her podium " One that we are glad is here and the other well is not here". 

" Let me guess, the most popular character just happens to be Harry Potter" Pansy makes a guess. 

" No" Loki says at first before she laughs " Yes, yes. Why would it be anyone of you guys. YOU SUCK". 

The Theatre starts to yell at Loki and insult her. Loki is amused at the chaos that has erupted and slowly puts on the video to end the chaos.

" Harry Potter verses Luke Skywalker"

" Luke Skywalker" Harry gasps.  " I love him". 

" Seems like you guys are going to fight" Blaise realizes. 

" What-No I don't want to fight" Harry protests. 

" Accio Mic. Let me fire up the wand like Hermione and Ron. I'm about to get it on" Harry starts.

" Don't mention me in front of Luke" Hermione gasps. 

" Damn-personally-" 

" I wouldn't give a shit, Malfoy" Ron shrugs. 

"on cause my mouth spits hot like incendio flames. your Lukewarm likesome taunton remains even the mad eye of my mind Alistair moody could see your franchise only has two decent movies."

" Ah Hell nah" Pansy gasps. 

" Why is this fire" Blaise is in shock. 

" Only Two decent movies, That's sad" Neville frowns. 

" This is going way too far already" Harry feels extremely bad.

" Its going to get worse" Loki sighs.

"that's your feelings. you sense Deja vu you're getting smoked like your uncle Owen and Annabero"

" Woah" Ginny stares blankly. 

" I'm truly shocked" Lucius has a very stern face.

" I didn't think Harry Potter was able to bully but as it seems he is a hypocrite" Snape sneers.

" I am not a Hypocrite" Harry growls.

" Your acting is flat your raps are 2d too. bugger after the afterlife where you're fat and see through. You're the biggest let down in your series since smoke. it makes sense your father's vader all you do is choke"

" Whoever this Luke kid is, I wouldn't take this" Draco shakes his head 

" Especially the fat comment" Neville seems sad. 

" But Harry is going very hard' Fred claps " AS HE SHOULD".

" you country bumpkin you must be dumb who  farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns. let me stick my plants in your dusty bin droid I'll leave you like a horcrux split up and destroyed"

" DAMN" Ginny claps. 

" Ok, we see you Harry" George claps harder. 

People begin to chant Harry's name except for the Slytherins. Harry though is turning bright red not appreciating the insults he is giving Luke. He would have rather given them to Draco.

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