Potter Puppet Pals Ebay Song

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" Moving on" Loki sighs " We have more of these".

" Potter Puppet Pals?" Harry rolls his eyes " What? I'm going to die again". 

" I hope so" Bellatrix wishes.

" What The-" McGonagall turns away disturbed. 

" Its just a video, calm down" Loki rolled her eyes. 

" A used...Pink Bathrobe". 

" Sounds like mine" Ginny raised an eyebrow. 

" Why are we talking about pink bathrobes?" Fred stares at the screen. 

" It has a catchy tone to it" Ginny sways. 

" A Rare...Mint snow globe". 

" That's actually a Prophecy" Harry taps his chin. 

" Not just some rubbish snow globe!" Lucius practically shouted " How dare you degrade its worth like its some toy". 

" Shush, Lucius" Fred joked " Don't let the song get into your feelings".

" A smurf...Tv Tray". 

" What are you holding, Severus?" Dumbledore wondered. 

" The Lyrics doesn't even help" Snape rolled his eyes. 

" I bought on eBay"

" What the hell is ebay?" Ron asks. 

" Its an American multinational e-commerce company based in San Jose, California, that facilitates consumer-to-consumer and business-to-consumer sales through its website" Loki read out " a Little bit of a fun fact, it was founded 2 days later after your Hogwarts express ride". 

" Nice Detail" Luna says " It would be fun to tell people a famous Muggle company is gong to be created in 2 days and see it happen".

" My House...is filled with this crap"

" I wonder what the crap is" George sings. 

" Shows up in Bubble Wrap" 

" That is a whole bunch of crap"  Ron says. 

" But so satisfying" Neville breathes slightly. 

" Most Every day" 

" What I bought on eBay" 

" I like the tunes more then the lyrics" Draco kind of sways to the song. 

" Tell me why" 

" I need another pet rock" 

" A Pet rock?" Pansy gasps. 

 " They must have been so lonely" Hermione says. 

" Tell me, Why"

"I got that Alf Alarm clock" 

" Alf Alarm- Some nice inventions" Blaise commented. 

" Tell me why" 

" I bid on shatner's old toupee"

" Toupee?!?!" Harry stares blankly. 

" This twisted lyrics" Ginny laughed.

" They had it on eBay" 

" eBay seems so cool" Hermione smiles. 

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