Harry Potter Friday Parody

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" Like What?" Ginny asked.

" Parodies" Loki answers.

* Harry Potter books are grabbed* 

" My books like super cool" Harry comments. 

" I thought we mentioned this. OUR Books" Draco hissed. 

" Sorry, I tend to forget" Harry rolled his eyes. 

"Seven PM sitting in my bedroom,. Gotta grab this, and I've gotta grab that." 

" The 'That' is a locket"  Harry scoffed.

" We know" Hermione nods "

"Go to grab my owl, got to go downstairs, see mad-eye with polyjuice potion."

" She has a name" Harry clears his throat. 

" Yes, Hedwig. Such a beautiful name" Luna compliments. 

" Thanks" Harry smiles. 

" That reminds me of when Barty crouch Junior used Polyjuice potion to look like mad-eye moody" Dumbledore says. 

" Of course it does . That event was traumatizing" McGonagall sighs. 

" It should be" Bellatrix cackled a little. 

"Drinking on and on, everybody's morphing, taking that stuff, becoming me."

" yes because your ' the chosen one'" Draco air quotes. 

" Speaking of Jealousy" Fred points to Draco. 

" He's naturally Jealous" Narcissa tells them. 

" That's a lot for your own mother to open up about" George whispers towards Draco. 

"Blimey this is strange, where are my friends?" 

" Their you" Blaise shook his head. 

" This is stupid" Pansy scoffs. 

" I just think he didn't notice" Neville assumes. 

" I'm not that dumb" Harry interrupts. 

" You sure?" Hermione jokes " I'm kidding". 

" Oh"

"I am on my right hand, I am on my left hand." 

" Wow.. that's so corny" Pansy says. 

" This is a joke" Lucius becomes annoyed. 

"Wow, we're identical." 

" Cause your identical twins" Ginny looks towards Fred. 

" Yes, we are" Fred confirms. 

"Where's the real Harry?" 

" He's their" Neville points. 

" I'm here" 

" Nice eyes" Luna pats his shoulder. 

" Thanks" Neville blushes. 

" I ship" Ron claps. Luna stares at him blankly while Neville turns even more red. 

" That's cool. I ship you with Hermione" Luna smiled at him. 

" What! No- I mean- what" 

" Its fine Ronald. We see through you" Pansy punches his shoulder. 

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