South park & Harry potter

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" This is going to be a very quick video" Loki tells them. She teleported to her podium. 

" Oh really" Harry raises his eyebrow. 

" Yes, south park" Loki snickered. 

" Really?" Neville asks. 

" Yes" Loki nods. 

" Okay Children, let's start the day with a few math problems". 

" I hate math" Harry suddenly remembers. 

" Wow, me too" Ginny smiles. 

" I just think you hate numbers in general" Hermione says. 

" What is 5 x 2" 

" 10" Blaise answers first before anybody else. 

" Here's a Hershey kiss" Loki snaps him one. 

" Thanks..I guess" Blaise shrugs. 

" If you don't want it, I'll take it" Pansy raises her hand out. 

" Nah, I'm good" Blaise chuckles. 

" Come on Children don't be shy. Just give me your best shot" 

" No, I think I'm good" Ron says " Never in Snape's class will I answer a question that I know nothing about". 

" Its your best way in surviving" Neville tells him. 

" Well, you won't have a voice then" Luna says. 

" Yes, Clyde" 

" Well" 

" That can't possibly be his answer" Draco snorts. 

" Why would it be?" Ron scoffs. 

" I don't know. I just don't have high hopes on you Weasley's" Draco responds. 

" Your just stupid" George spats. 

" Its good, I don't have any high hopes for the Malfoys or her" Fred points at Bellatrix. 

"  I'm not even going to waste my voice on you red strings" Bellatrix hisses. 

" Let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard". 

" That's offensive" Ron gasps. 

" It is, I've been called that a lot" Luna admits. 

" Its a slur in modern days" Loki tells them. 

" I mean he isn't wrong" Draco smirks. 

" Shut your mouth" Harry turns to him. 

" Nah, I'm good" 

" Say one more thing and we will stuff it" George shows his fists. 

" Mother, your going to allow this" Narcissa takes a deep breath before slowly turning to look at Draco. 

" Ask your Father". 

" Father-" 

" Defend yourself" Lucius snarls. 

" Come on don't be shy" 

" Proceeds to call someone the r slur" Ron says angrily. 

" That is something Snape would do though" Hermione says " I'm surprised I haven't heard him say Mudblood yet". 

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