Training Wheels

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" Is it rude to say I hope it's you?" Sirius points to Snape.

" It's rude to mutter it out loud" Snape sneered, still leaving the theater gasping.

"I mean I am already dead" Sirius shrugs " Can't really do anything about it".

" What we can do is listen to Melanie Martinez," Loki suggested.

" Please another artist or not even music at all" Draco begged.

" Can't do" Loki shook her head.

* Melanie is laying down*

" Is she dead?" Neville peers.

" No, her eyes are opening" Luna covers her mouth.

" You treat her like some goddess," Draco complains.

" I am just very intrigued by her," Luna shakes her head.

"Riding down, riding down"

"Down what?" Draco smirks.

" Your nasty" Ginny scoffs.

"My hand on your seat"

" What was this in? the 80's?" Harry asks.

" Sounds like the 80's" Sirius shrugs.

" How would you know?" Lucius says " You were in Azkaban".

" That's why I said 'sound' dear cousin in law" Sirius took it as a mistake.

"The whole way 'round"

"I carry band-aids on me now"

" Who is that girl on the floor?" Pansy points.

" I think it's a boy," Ron says.

" I think it's a they/them" Draco says. He earns some glares " What? let's be inclusive"

" If you were trying to be more inclusive you would know they/them pronouns are Non binary people" Hermione says.

" Actually, yes most non-binary people use They/Them not all people who use they/them are non-binary and not all people who are non-binary use They/Them" Loki explains.

" What?" Bellatrix says, visually confused.

"For when your soft hands hit the jagged ground"

"Wheels aren't even touching the ground"

" Wheels never touch the ground if they're knocked over" Ginny says.

" Not all the time" Ron says " Most of the time".

" Wow, trying to sound smart" Blaise laughs " It's working".

" Thanks Blaise," Ron smiles.

" That just made me remember there is a ship between y'all" Loki whispers to herself.

" WHAT" Neville screams. He was the only one that heard her.

"Scared to take them off, but they're so worn down"

" I swear he was dead," Draco mutters.

" I swear he looks zesty" Fred says " Support the gays".

" I do," George scoffs.

" He looks like a doll," Pansy whispers.

" I think that's what they were trying to get," Ron nods.

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