Google Translate Sings: I'll Make A Man Out of You

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Shortly after they were able to stabilize Bellatrix and lead Ginny away.

"Um, so that was chaotic" Loki chuckled nervously.

"Chaotic?" Blaise laughs, "Ghetto is a word I would like to use."

"I mean obviously she was going to react terribly to being killed off" Pansy said "That was the most obvious."

"So you're saying Ginny deserved to be pounced on like that?" Harry glared at her.

"No but she was the loudest," Pansy said.

"Ginny will be back in a few more minutes" Loki told them.

"Where did you send her?" Ron asked.

"To my world just for a little bit" Loki chuckled.

"YOUR WORLD?" Hermione gasped "Lucky.."

"Is she though? she kind of just got attacked by a psycho" Loki reminded her.

Bellatrix's noises intensified. She was tied to her chair and her mouth was covered with duct tape.

"Maybe not..." Hermione said.

"Now let's get to the point."

"Oh this movie" Luna whispered.

"It's Mulan, it's not out yet in our world" Harry said.

"I think this is the perfect song to get back from that whole case" Sirius shivered.

"To beat...Hungary"

"This is google translated?" Neville raises his eyebrow.

"What does that even mean?" Pansy asked.

"That the original song was put through google translate" Fred explained.

"But it was already in English" Pansy counters.

"Probably in better English now" Fred shrugs.

"That does not make sense" Pansy concludes.

"Okay.." Fred rolled his eyes.

"An email sent my boyfriend."

"Okay, yeah that makes what you said not true" Pansy says.

"I gave you the best choice or idea" Fred scoffed "Take it or leave it."

"I'm leaving it," Pansy says.

"When I asked..for male first-borns?"

"The only answer," Lucius smirked.

"If you only have one kid, your son may die and then you have no heirs" Snape says.

"Look who's talking, the man that died childless" Lucius scoffed.

"No one wanted him, don't be rude" Harry tried to hide his sarcasm.

"Hilarious, Potter" Snape mumbled.

"You're a depressed banana I met."

"What the hell does that mean?" Harry stared at the screen.

"It's the way he is saying all of this as if it makes sense" Ron whispered.

"Yeah, none of this makes sense," Hermione agrees.

"But before we get out of our club."

"He should use his so-called singing skills for actual good then this" Draco scoffed.

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