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"Something up?" Neville asked.
"Listening to a song" Loki signed.
"Nice voice" Luna complimented her.
"I know you're lying but thanks," Loki nodded.
"But I am not" Luna persisted.
"Eh" Loki stood at her podium "We are going to listen to some music."
"No, you are going to tell us some more stuff that happens in the future" Hermione answered.
"No, I am just going to play the song," Loki answered.
"Why?" Hermione asked.
"I can't even really think on what to say" Loki answered truthfully.
"Say something about...George Weasley," Blaise snapped his finger.
"Well" Loki sighed "He got married to Angelina.."
"WHAT?!?" Fred screamed.
"Oh..." George only muttered.
"IS IT CAUSE I'M DEAD" Fred continued to scream.
"I think so," Ginny said.
"Or lazy writing" Harry suggested.
"That's probably it," Sirius nodded.
"That's completely it," Fred nodded.
"I don't even know what to say" George rubbed his chin.
"It's just jealou-"
"JEALOUSY?" Fred gasped, turning to Narcissa "It's betrayal."
"Before this gets even more heated let me finish" Loki held her sleeves out.
"Yup" Draco folded his arms.
"They have two kids, Roxanne and Fred Weasley II" Loki read out loud.
"The AUDACITY," Fred yelled.
"You're dead, he can do what he likes" Draco sneered with a laugh.
George glared at him
"I was defending you" Draco folded his arms.
"He didn't care," Pansy noticed.
*Lady is mowing down her lawn*
"Reminds me of Barbie," Hermione whispered.
"And you haven't seen the Barbie movie" Loki said.
"We haven't because you haven't shown us" Hermione said.
"One day" Loki replied.
*A Dead hand*
"Oh, there is a plot twist," Luna gasped.
"It is not a twist if we already see it" Pansy rolled her eyes.
"It's like Romeo and Juliet, the play already tells the audience that they will die" Hermione explained.
"What is a Romeo and Juliet?" Pansy responded.
"Okay, Good bye" Hermione turned away.
*She's in the Kitchen*
"She's making a snack.." Neville declared at first.
"No, that's murder" Sirius realized.
"Why is it always the bleach?" Lupin shook his head,
"Easier to access" Harry guessed.
"I've known you since Brad and Angelina"
"We go back like Pontiac seats"
"Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?" Hermione quickly realized.
"Those are two different worlds," McGonagall said, raising an eyebrow.
"In the 1990's" Loki sighed.
"I can't wait for Hollywood 2000's then" Hermione smiled.
"Our movies are Hollywood 2000's," Ron said.
"Ahh, I forgot," Hermione giggled.
"If I got an aisle with a mess I gotta clean up"
"I know you'll be showin' up with bleach"
"This is country music" Dumbledore realized.
"You didn't notice, this is well known," McGonagall said.
"It's like how the muggles dressed in the 50's" Lucius pointed out.
"It is," Snape nodded.
"All those names that we don't ever speak of"
"Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind"
"What is this song about?" Blaise asked curiously.
"Secrets" Pansy replied.
"I mean yes but what" Blaise said.
"I don't know," Pansy shrugged.
"Proof and photographs have been deleted"
"If you ever needed an alibi"
"Now, that's just dangerous," Hermione said.
"People don't care about danger if they're going for the person that they like," Ginny explained.
"Like me" Pansy smirked.
"Yes, like delusional Pansy" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Cause dirt on you is dirt on me"
"And we both know our hands ain't clean"
"Oh, that's why they had that little blood thing in the beginning" Luna concluded.
"It's not the paradise it's supposed to be," Neville nodded.
"Exactly," Luna smiled.
"Why would you kill someone simply because your crush wants to?" Lupin asked.
"I don't know," Sirius shrugged, "People just do."
"And end up in Azkaban" George trailed off.
"If it all blows up and we end up on the news "
"You think you will finally achieve that fan?" Hermione scoffed.
"People are idiots" Blaise said "They will do anything to achieve fame."
"They won't be famous, they will be infamous," Narcissa added.
"Like me," Bellatrix chuckled.
"Like you" Narcissa rolled her eyes.
"Which is not good," Fred said.
