Jazmin Bean - Saccharine

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" So, another Jazmin bean video is coming up" Loki projects it to the screen.

" Again?" Draco asks, annoyed, " Is there not just another type of music we can listen to?"

" Yea, soon enough" Loki scoffs. " Technically I was supposed to show you a deathly hallows scene but I am being lazy".

" That seems about right," Harry smiles.

" Nice" Loki sighed " Your sarcasm is shining!".

" Yours is too!" Harry replies back.

" Uh, just watch this" Loki groans.

" Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you"

" That is some disgusting looking teeth" Blaise gags.

" I feel uncomfortable" Pansy coughs.

" You should be obsessed over your teeth, not of people" Draco coughs.

" You're all being dramatic" Ginny rolls her eyes.

" Why wouldn't you think we're being dramatic, when that's how your teeth looks everyday" Draco rolls his eyes.

" No, it's not" Ginny smiles brightly, showing off her teeth.

" It looks actually good for once," Draco says.

" I don't mean to scare, but you're just so cute"

"Every move you make, you're fucking sweeter than a cake"

"I wanna cut you up and put you in my oven just to bake"

" That's why they are at the dentist?" Hermione asks.

" Those nails are so long," Neville gasps.

" A dentist shouldn't have long nails" Hermione remarks.

" Well, it's Jazmin bean and their weird" Pansy adds.

" That's also true," Ron nods.

" And everything you say is like poetry"

" That flashlight is just being shoved everywhere," Harry notices.

" The poor flashlight is being mishandled" Sirius shakes his head.

" It's going to be fine" Lupin rolls his eyes.

" It's being forced into many directions" Lucius comments.

" I'm not even paying attention," Snape says flipping some random comic.

" I am," Dumbledore chuckles.

" Wanna drop you in boiling water drink, you like chamomile tea"

"I'd love to wipe these other bitches out, so it's just you and me"

"I wanna hug you like a bunny, wanna sting you like a bee"

" I'm so confused about what procedure is happening?" Narcissa mentions.

" I thought it would be a removal of teeth but I'm not even sure either" Hermione laughs slightly embarrassed.

" Whatever procedure is going on, it's not helping them from having fugly looking teeth, '' Draco comments.

" Now, now watch your language," Fred says.

" When did you become language police?' Pansy says.

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