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"Speaking about Snape.." Loki chuckled and flew to her podium.
"Is the next video still Snape based?" Harry rolled his eyes.
"I do not want to hear another Always" Sirius muttered.
"I get it was bad" Loki sighed "But this is funny."
"I thought one of those segments would come up next," Neville said.
"Maybe" Loki shrugged.
*The Bachelorette*
"Hell no" Snape gasped "What does this have to do with me?"
"We will see of course," Lucius chuckled.
"I don't think I want to see it at this point" Snape turned to look away.
"But you have to," Dumbledore smiled.
"I really don't" Snape said "I have had enough of the embarrassment."
"WELL, MALLORY, YOU HAVE A DIFFICULT DECISION TO MAKE TODAY."
"Okay seriously what does this have to do with Snape?" Harry asked.
"Mallory probably has to choose from all the Hogwarts men" Luna responded.
"I am not that desperate" Snape scoffed "I am perfectly fine being single."
"Your death showcased that" Dumbledore agreed.
"Exactly," Snape nodded.
"YOU HAVE TO SEND TWO GUYS HOME TONIGHT."
"Hopefully you chose smartly and decided that he's gotta go" Fred pointed at Snape.
Snape rolled his eyes.
"He hates being center of attention," Lucius said.
"Does he?" Sirius slowly turned around.
"I do," Snape responded slowly.
"I KNOW CHRIS, IT'S JUST GOING TO BE SO HARD. I JUST FEEL LIKE I'VE MADE A REALLY DEEP CONNECTION WITH ALL OF THE GUYS."
"Except Snape," George said.
"I don't even think I am a contestant," Snape said.
"Then why would this be about you?' Lucius said "You have to be something."
"Which I don't want to" Snape added.
"I get it's embarrassing but it is a skit" McGonagall reminded them.
"But it is terrible," Snape said.
"He has the right to be offended," Dumbledore concluded.
"WELL TELL ME ABOUT THE GUYS"
"UM, WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S JEREMY AND ADAM. AND THEY'RE BOTH SO FUNNY TO ME IN DIFFERENT WAYS."
"Those are the most basic names," Hermione said.
"Your name is just too weird to expect common names" Pansy folded her arms.
"I don't even understand what you mean by that," Hermione whispered.
"We all have weird names" Blaise shrugged "The wizarding world is known for that."
"And apparently I'm not a real witch" Hermione rolled her eyes "I am clearly a part of the wizarding world."
"A name doesn't decide your status" Draco rolled his eyes.

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HP CHARACTERS REACT TO OUR WORLD P2
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