P*$$Y FAIRY

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" This is technically the last song for a while now but I'm not sure if I should play the song..." Loki says.

" Why? Is the music video....not good" Draco whispers.

" I wish, that would be a better reason for everyone to leave but no it's just the lyrics are jaw dropping" Loki shrugs.

" Make us leave" Snape rolls his eyes and with that all the adults vanish.

" Narcissa wanted to stay," Fred says.

" Yeah, she's not staying," Loki says.

" Not even Sirius and Lupin," Harry stares at the empty seats.

" Apologies," Loki sighs.

" What is even the name of the song?" Pansy sighed.

" Pussy Fairy" Loki starts the video.

"What?"

"Ooh-wee, yeah"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah"

" This is an interesting start" Draco smirks at Harry.

" What am I supposed to do with that info?" Harry scoffs " All of a sudden you think every Asian girl I like, that sounds like fetishization".

" You're right," Ginny smirks.

"I know you love fuckin' me (Fuckin' me, fuckin' me)"

" I can see what Loki meant" George turned red.

" Why so explicit?" Hermione groans.

" Modern music" Blaise hummed.

"I can tell by the way you're in love with me (Love with me)"

" I think that's supposed to be the hugest sign" Pansy laughs a little.

" You're not funny" Ron scoffs.

"You can't get enough of me, yeah"

" Sounds like Dramione," Loki laughs.

" You need to shut it" Hermione scowls.

Draco doesn't even have to respond.,

"Well, I guess it's looking like you stuck with me"

" She's pretty," Luna mumbles.

" Yeah..." Neville trails off.

"Cause I got you sprung off in the springtime"

"Fuck all your free time"

" It doesn't seem to be getting more explicit yet" George notes.

" It will" Ginny smiles " I can feel it".

"You don't need no me time"

"That's you and me time"

" That's the thing about relationships" Harry sighs " If I can't have personal space or 'me' time then I don't want to be in a relationship".

" Honestly, same" Ron agrees.

"We be gettin' so loud"

" I don't know if you should be prou-"

" They should," Fred smirks " It makes things fun" He smirks at Neville.

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