Learn The Alphabet with Draco

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"But we're gonna jump right back into the Potter verse" Loki smirked.

"The wizarding world" Draco corrected impatiently.

"Whatever you say," Lupin sighed.

"No, not whatever he says" Loki said "We call it Harry Potter because it was addressed as that."

"Addressed?" Draco scoffed.

"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, etc" Loki explained.

"It's just rude to make it centered around one person," Draco argued.

"Not when that's the reality of the situation that the whole ordeal is centered around one person" Loki rolled her eyes.

"Doesn't mean-"

"Shit" Fred laughed.

"Just stop arguing, you are currently embarrassing this family" Narcissa shook her head.

"Well, Voldemort-"

"How dare you speak his name!" Bellatrix yelled.

"Oh, I can't do this" Loki shook her head.

"As I was saying, he ruined your rep, not us" Fred said.

"That can be argued," Draco pointed at him.

"AND IT WON'T BE" Loki sighed "Sheesh I had to amplify my voice."

"Yeah and you did it tremendously well," Luna smiled.

"Oh please, you flatter me, Luna," Loki chuckled.

"So now that everything is calm"

"It really isn't" Draco folded his arms.

"SHUT UP" Loki screamed.

"As I was saying" Hermione turned towards the front again "what are we reacting to?"

"Well, we were actually going to watch something very Draco centered but idk..."

"NO" Draco screamed "I want to see."

"Right" Loki rolled her eyes.

"A is for Alright there Scarhead?"

"Hilarious" Harry rolled his eyes.

"It was," Pansy agreed.

"Did I say it wasn't" Harry said slowly.

"You're being sarcastic, everyone can hear it" Draco rolled his eyes.

"You're really going to make us listen to this" Ron looked to Loki.

"Yes, because it's interesting," She replied.

"What a description" Ginny said.

"B is for Boys, I think it's time we teach Weaselbee how to respect his superiors."

"That's such a weird thing to say," McGonagall commented.

"Indeed," Dumbledore agreed.

"Who teaches their kids to think like that?" McGonagall whispered.

"I did, he should know his class" Lucius sneered.

"Well obviously you did," McGonagall rolled her eyes.

"In the best way ever" Bellatrix smiled.

"C is for come to see the show?"

"I wanted to see myself punch him" Hermione frowned jokingly.

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