Sweetest Pie

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" What have you been waiting for?" Lucius asks in a sinister tone. 

" For an opportunity to get you out" Loki snaps her fingers quickly and suddenly Lucius disappears. 

" WHAT DID YOU DO-" Bellatrix disappears. 

" Loki, would you mi-" Narcissa disappears in the same matter as Bellatrix. 

" Not Narcissa!" Fred gasps " I was actually enjoying her company". 

" Right.." Ginny glared at them. 

" It was about time!" McGonagall sighs but just like the others she was gone. 

" That must be a mistake" Dumbledore turns to Loki. 

" Indeed not" Loki flashes' a bright smile and Dumbledore is gone. 

" I'd like to leave as well" Snape says awkwardly uncomfortable. 

" Of course" Loki makes Snape disappear. Once Snape left, Loki began to bop her head again towards the podium.

" Why did they leave?" Blaise asks a bit paranoid. 

" It can only be one thing" Hermione gasps. 

" Inappropriate things" Ron cackles. 

" I kind of hope" Harry smirks " Kind of missed these". 

" What are we reacting to?" Neville asks kindly. 

"a Music video by two icons a British and American" Loki explains " The Video is something.."

" Oh goodness". 

" The song also became a trend on tik tok" Loki tells them " I'm actually excited and don't look at me when I'm vibing". 

" Sure.." Ron squints his eyes at her. 

* Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa* 

" That CGI must have been expensive" Ginny gapes. 

" Its so beautiful though" George compliments. 

" It was worth it" Ginny agrees. 

" The names don't sound British" Draco stares. 

" Cause Dua lipa is of Albanian descent" Loki shakes her head. 

" Oh so Dua Lipa is the British one" Neville says as Loki nods. 

" Megan Thee Stallion sounds badass though" Fred smirks. 

* Men are walking around as the melody plays* 

" I like the beat" Ginny smiles starting to bop her head. 

" What are those men doing?" Pansy asks. 

" I honestly don't know but this song sounds like its going to very.." Hermione trails off.

" Sexual" Blaise finishes.

" You've never been to Heaven, have you?

" Oh, I don't think so" Ginny smirks, readjusting herself on her chair. 

" Is that a bunch of legs?" Hermione's eyes dilated. 

"Ooh, this the ride of your life, hold on 'cause, baby, I mightI might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie (Yeah, yeah, ah)"

" The white woman or the person currently singing is Dua Lipa?" Draco smiles. 

" Yup" 

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