Harry Potter - Kyle's Mum is a bitch

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" Ok" Blaise was forcibly lifted up from his seat as well as Draco. 

" You know what that means" Hermione makes a smug face. 

" NO FUCKING WAY" Harry shouts. 

" Watch your Language" McGonagall stares at him " Maybe They will switch my seat". 

" CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW!" Harry shouts. 

" No can do. The seats names have been changed already" Loki replies. Draco and Blaise turn to see the others name in a gold sparkle hover over the seats. 

" Bye, Weasel" Blaise walks away to his new seat " Hi, Granger"

" I am not moving an inch" Draco protests. 

" You want me that bad" Hermione teases. 

" I'm choosing the better of the worse" Draco hisses at her. 

" You have no choice, let's spice it up" Loki sighs waiting. 

Blaise pushes Draco and sits in his former seat. 

" Draco, stop being a pain in the arse and sit down!" Narcissa scolds him.

" She just cussed" Harry points out. 

" She's an adult" McGonagall rolls her eyes. 

Draco mumbles but finally agrees. He sits down aggressively almost hitting Harry's hand. 

" Hi, Drac-"

" Shut the fuck up" Draco growls. 

" Damn, Ok" Ginny turns her head " Anymore rearrangements". 

" Let's see" Loki scans over her scroll " Oh, Lucius and George switch".

" I will not be leaving my wife behind to sit next to Dumbledore" Lucius sneered. 

" You will" Loki smiled. 

" Just Go" Narcissa told him. 

 He as well grumbled as George and Him switched seats. 

" Hello Freddie" 

" Hello George" Fred winked at him. 

" Now, Finally Fred and Narcissa switch". Loki finalized. 

Their was no noise or mumbling. They switched quickly in pace as if nothing had happened. 

" Damn, Hi Ginny" George waved " Oh, Hi Malfo-" 

" Shut up!" Draco yelled. 

" Ignore him, let's watch the video" Loki clicked play.

* Harry Potters vs South Park*

" South Park, That's an interesting name" Ron thought. 

" Yes but I'd prefer North Park as a name" Pansy says. 

" It doesn't have the catchiness" Blaise describes. 

" South Park sounds catchy" Neville agrees. 

" I'd also like to add the guy singing is suppose to be Draco. Kyle is Harry and Stan is Tom Riddle" Loki tells them.

"WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!"

" WHAT THE FUCK" Harry yelled. 

Draco began to giggle to himself. 

" I see no lies" Lucius shrugs. 

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