Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

Part 4🎀

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Jake: Why are you laying down facing the floor?

Sunoo: I want the floor to admire my beauty up close.

Sunghoon: Basically, ...he fucking tripped.

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Sunno: I'll cook dinner tonight.

Jay: [shaking in fear] is that a threat?

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Interviewer: What do you have that girls don't?

Sunghoon: Jay.

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Sunoo: What are you writing?

Jungwon: Nothing. Just lyrics.

Sunoo: [ snatches the paper ]

Sunoo: [reads] Roses are red, violets are blue. If Ni-ki talks shit again, I'll hit him with a shoe.

Jungwon: It's going to be a title track.

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[ Jay sleeping on Sunghoon's lap ]

Sunghoon: [ Stroking Jay's hair] You're so cute and fluffy.

Jay: [ Sleepily] I could beat the shit out of you.

Sunghoon: [Lovingly ] I know :)

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Niki: Lately people on the internet have been asking me about my race.

Niki: So I'm mixed. If you ask my dad I'm Japanese. 

Niki: And if you ask my mom, I'm a disappointment.

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 Jungwon: Sunoo Hyung can you pick up the trash?

Jungwon:

Jungwon: Sunoo PUT NIKI DOWN!!

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Heeseung: Why did you guys get arrested?

Jay: I don't know! We did nothing wrong!

Sunghoon: We got pulled over and when the officer said "Papers" jay just said in a deadpan voice "Scissors" and then drove off.

Jake: ... That makes a lot of sense.

Heeseung: 

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Sunghoon: I just realized that "Never" is the contraction of "Not ever"

Jay: And "Blush" is the contraction of "Blood rush"

Jake: and "Studying" is the contraction of "Student dying"

Jay & Sunghoon: ....

Jake: Please say something. I feel proud.

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Kidnapper: we have your son.

Heeseung: But I don't have a son?

Kidnapper: Then who is this? He asked for mint chocolate ice cream and made us all watch a bunch of Disney movies with him.

Heeseung: ... oh my god they have Sunoo!!

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Jay: Do I look better in this white shirt or this white shirt?

Jake:

Sunghoon: You look better with no shirt.

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Jungwon: Niki we have to go.

Niki: Nah.

Jungwon: Excuse me? I'm your Hyung. Do what I say.

Niki: [ sips chocolate milk] I'm old now.

Sunoo: [ Not looking up from his phone] Don't mind him. One of the trainees just called him Hyung and he feels like he owns the world.

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Sunoo: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Jungwon: You are my award

Sunoo: blushes

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Sunghoon: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Jay: Yes, you're a real bitch sometimes.