-♡-
Jay: Don't you think that this is crazy?
Sunghoon: what?
Jay: my heart is beating so fast right now
Sunghoon: [blushes] Why?
Jay: There's a spider on your shoulder
Sunghoon: [freaks out]
-♡-
Heeseung: There are no more snacks in the kitchen...
Jake: I'm literally right here.
-♡-
Jungwon: you can't make everyone like you. you're not Sunoo hyung.
Jake: not everyone likes Sunoo
Niki: who doesn't?!
Jake: well-
Jungwon & Niki: names. now. give me their fucking names.
-♡-
Jake: [looks at Heeseung] One taught me love...
Jake: [looks at Jay] One taught me patience...
Jake: [looks at Niki being egged on by Jungwon and Sunoo into eating a Tide pod] One taught me kids are fucking STUPID NIKI PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-
-♡-
Sunghoon: if you walk out that door we're done.
Jay: *climbs out the window*
-♡-
Jake: [whispering into Heeseung's ear] Wanna hear something dirty?
Heeseung: yeah ;)
Jake: The kitchen.
Heeseung: What?
Jake: Go clean the fucking kitchen!
-♡-
Sunoo: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Sunghoon: Let me guess, Jungwon said "I like you" and you said "Thanks"?
Sunoo: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL!
-♡-
Kids, comment down your country names. let me know where my kids are from :3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
