I live for this genre of Sunoo :')
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Jake: Because you like me ;)
Cop: Shut up. I do not!
-♡-
[Maknae line making massive chaos in the living room for nonsense reasons.]
Jay: Silence is golden.
Sunghoon: Duct tape is silver.
-♡-
[Working at Mcdonalds]
Sunghoon: Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your McOrder?
Boss: [Pinching nose bridge] Again... You don't have to put Mc in front of every word.
Sunghoon: Oh ok.
Sunghoon: [Turns to customers ] Welcome to donalds.
Boss: [ slaps forehead ]
-♡-
Jay: I regret giving you that blender.
Jake: [ Drinking a sandwich ] why?
-♡-
Jay: All my clothes are disappearing one by one. It's creeping me out.
Sunghoon: [ Clearly wearing one of his hoodies] Spooky
-♡-
Sunghoon: Sunoo can you close the door for me?
Sunoo: [ Opens the door even wider ] :)
-♡-
Heeseung: If you were in a room with Hitler, Satan, and the Zodiac killer, and with only one bullet in a gun. Who would you shoot?
Jungwon: Satan
Niki: Hitler
Sunoo: Sunghoon Hyung.
Sunghoon: I WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST! EXCUSE ME?!
-♡-
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Niki: Japan
Interviewer: Which part?
Niki: My whole body
Enhypen: We don't know him...
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3