Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

Part 7🥀

Niki: Okay, I want you to kiss the first person who enters through that door.

Jake: Dude! What if-

Sunoo: [ Enters the room]

Jake: Oh, wow. okay I can definitely- What are you doing?

Niki: [ Holding a shocked Sunoo by the waist] Demonstrating.

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Jungwon: [ spots Niki entering the room] Hi Niki, Hi Suno- wait where's Sunoo?

Niki: He got pissed at me because I was mean to him in his dream.

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Sunghoon: Aww, you look cute today.

Sunoo: Thank you :)

Sunghoon: Hah! April fool!

Sunoo: .... :(

Sunghoon: You look cute every day :) [ pats Sunoo's head]

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Jake: Hey Heeseung?

Heeseung: Yeah?

Jake: Can a person breathe inside a working washing machine?

Heeseung: ... Where's Niki?

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Sunghoon: [ sends Jay a picture of himself with rows of empty seats in the background]

Sunghoon: Look at all the people who want to date you.

Jay: You're in the picture too you idiot.

Sunghoon: Did I hesitate?

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Heeseung: Murder is never the answer.

Jungwon: Of course, murder is a question.

Niki: And the answer is "Yes".

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Jake: Pick a card and I'll show you a magic trick.

Jay: [ Picking one ] Uh, ok but I'm not easily impressed.

Jake: [ Tosses the table up in the air, does a spin and a backflip before catching every single card out of the air ]

Jay: F- holy shit.

Jake: That wasn't the trick. I was just shuffling.

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Niki: Hi my name is Riki. I'm your tour guide I guess.

Niki: Welcome to Japan.

Niki: If you look right, you will see Japan.

Niki: And if you look left, you will see Japan.

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Heeseung: yes, I'm a reasonably intelligent person. yes, I'm a dumbass and a fool. Multiple things can be true.

Sunghoon: I'm a part-time idiot. I take days off.

Jay: I'm stupid by choice.

Jake:

Jake: Wait... So I'm the real idiot?

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Jungwon: Have you seen! It says Jake was spotted in a gay bar.

Sunoo: Yeah and? There was a fork seen in the kitchen, nothing special there.