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Jay: Please say words of encouragement to me so that I don't murder someone right now.
Jake: There's no Wi-Fi in prison.
Jay: Thank you.
~❁~
Sunoo : Sunghoon Hyung you have to get up.
Sunghoon: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead.
Sunghoon: Leave flowers and get the fuck out.
~❁~
Niki: Heeseung Hyung, Sunoo just called me the "B" word.
Sunoo: Motherfucker doesn't start with "B" you dumbass.
Heeseung: ...
~❁~
Jay: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Sunghoon: I think... I remember the ambulance ride here.
Jay: That wasn't an ambulance ride, I drove you here.
Sunghoon: But there was a siren?
Jake:
Jake: Sorry I got nervous.
~❁~
Niki: I wanna die.
Jungwon: Niki no. You know we're all in this together. Don't say that.
Niki: Okay. We wanna die.
Jungwon: Niki NO!
~❁~
Niki: Alright, who would you kiss, marry and kill out of Jake, Jay, and me?
Sunghoon: Easy. Kiss you, marry Jay, and kill Sunoo.
Sunoo: I WASN'T EVEN AN OPTION!!!!
~❁~
Jungwon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Niki: Killed without hesitation!!
~❁~
Sunoo: This year we lost our precious brother Lee Heeseung.
Heeseung: [ Shouting from a distance] Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Sunoo: *sniffs* Sometimes we still hear his voice...
~❁~
[Niki as a YouTuber]
Niki: Hello guys! Welcome to this week's unboxing video.
[Niki, waking in a graveyard with a shovel in his hand.]
~❁~
Sunoo: when I die, my tombstone won't say RIP. It'll say VIP.
Niki: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Sunoo: Yeah, the throne.
~❁~
Heeseung: Jake, quick! you're losing too much blood, what's your type?
Jake: Lee Heeseung.
Heeseung: [Blushes] ... no that. Your blood type!
Jake: oh
Jake: [ looks at his blood] it's red.
~❁~
[ At Sunghoon's funeral]
Jay: Look, can I get some alone time with him?
*Everyone nods and leaves them alone*
Jay: [comes closer to Sunghoon, slaps his cheek] Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
Sunghoon: *opens eyes* yEah, NO SHIT!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
