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Sunghoon: I will beat you at the political game
Sunoo: [bombastic side eye]
Sunoo: Dude, you can't beat me at Connect 4
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Jungwon: What hurts more than a broken heart?
Sunoo: [pats Jungwon on the back]
Sunoo: Being surrounded by mint chocolate haters
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Niki: [on the phone] Hey Jay Hyung, do you know my blood type?
Jay: Of course, it's B-.
Niki: Oh, Sunoo gave me the wrong answer. Excuse me, nurse-
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Sunoo: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Jay: No
Sunghoon: I did not
Jake: Naur
Sunoo: Oh good, neither did I.
Jungwon: I may have actually forgotten one.
Niki: There was a lesson?
Heeseung: [exhausted sigh]
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Niki: "Jesus, take the wheel?" He is literally 2000 years old, how the fuck is he going to know how to drive?
Jungwon: He's gonna crash and we'll all die.
Sunoo: Jesus, the turn signal! My God, why is your son so BAD AT DRIVING?
02's: [holding back laughter]
Heeseung: I hope you all burn in hell.
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Jay: SUCK MY ATHLETE FOOT TOES YOU AUSTRALIAN LIZARD!
Jake: EAT MY JORTS YOU AMERICAN WATER BUG
-♡-
Heeseung: What's wrong?
Niki: [takes a long drag from a candy cigarette]
Niki: My sketchers don't light up anymore.
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Henlo
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
