Jay: Is it still visible? Where Sunghoon accidentally slapped me?
Heeseung: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Jake: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Sunoo: A palm reader could tell Niki's future by looking at your face.
Jungwon: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Jay: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
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Jake: I promised Heeseung we wouldn't do anything dumb!
Jay: Now why would you lie to your boyfriend like that?
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Sunghoon: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Heeseung: Bees?
Sunghoon: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Heeseung: WAIT-
Niki: [approaching, shaking a jar of bees]
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Sunghoon: You're a pain in my fucking ass Sunoo and a lazy one at that!
Sunoo: It's not MY fault you're a huge simp for Jay Hyung and will agree to do all my chores for him after I refuse to do them
Sunghoon: IT IS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BITCH THAT KEEPS PURPOSELY REFUSING TO DO THEM BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WORKS!
-♡-
Sunoo: Listen, Wonnie. Anyone who doesn't like you can honestly just fight me. I'll obliterate them.
Jungwon: [sadly raises his fists] Okay, just make it quick...
Sunoo:
Sunoo: LISTEN HERE YOU WONDERFUL, DEPRESSED PIECE OF AMAZING SHIT-
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Jake: What if the person who named Walkie-Talkies named everything?
Sunghoon: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Niki: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Jungwon: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.
Jay: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Sunoo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Jake: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Heeseung: [ annoyed] You are disappointments.
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Sunoo: We need to distract them
Niki: Leave it to me![goes to near them]
Niki: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss!
Heeseung, Jay, Jake, and Sunghoon: [Immediately begin arguing]
Jungwon watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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I'm crying and dying inside. I never knew my general knowledge was this much garbage. f u c k this study life. I know no shit-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
