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Niki: What does BDSM mean?
Jake: Wha-
Heeseung: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING!
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Sunoo: I SAW YOU SNEAK OUT LAST NIGHT WITH JAY! I'M TELLING HEESEUNG HYUNG!
Sunghoon: no you're not.
Sunoo: oh yeah? Why not?
Sunghoon: I saw Niki climbing through your window last night.
Sunoo: N-Nevermind.
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Jake: Omg good morning, didn't know you were an early bird!
Jay: I'm not, I'm heading to bed now.
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Niki: Hey Jungwon we're both single. And I don't wanna be single.
Niki: So if are still single when we're old we should-
[At the same time]
Jungwon: Marry each other!
Niki: Kill each other!
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Sunoo: I wanted to apologize for my behavior last week.
Sunghoon: Oh?
Sunoo: Then I realized, I wasn't sorry bitch!
Sunghoon:
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Jay: Hey Heeseung, do you have any bag that I can borrow?
Heeseung: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Jay: Literally, all you needed to say was no!
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[On Halloween]
Jake: We're out of candies.
Jay: But there were only three kids, where did all candies go?
Jake: I know but one of the kids said she loves me so I gave her everything.
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WHY AREN'T VAMPIRES REAL?! I WANNA STAY WITH A TALL AND GORGEOUS VAMPIRE LADY. IDK I'M STRAIGHT BUT I JUST HAVE THIS URGE FOR TWO YEARS. SOMEONE TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE IDC
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
