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Sunghoon: Jake, I'd like you to meet my friend
Jake: I don't care
Sunghoon: He's hot!
Jake: Still don't care.
Sunghoon: He's a nice guy.
Jake: I'm not looking for a boyfr-
Heeseung: [walks into the room]
Heeseung: Hi, I'm Heeseung. And you?
Jake: SINGLE
Jake: I-I mean Jake, Sim Jaeyun...Call me Jake
Jake: Also, I'm single ;)
Sunghoon:
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Niki: I need a glass of boneless ice
Heeseung: What?
Niki: I want a glass of soft ice
Heeseung: what?
Jake: He wants a glass of water...
Heeseung:
Heeseung: Please get out of this house...
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Jake: It's Yeeted
Jay: No it's Yote
Jake: Yeeted
Jay: Yote
Sunghoon: [ pinching his nose bridge] I just want to know who threw Niki out of the window...
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Niki: Sunoo don't do this I'm your nicest friend
Sunoo: That's Jungwon
Niki: I'm your hottest friend
Sunoo: That's Heeseung Hyung
Niki: I'm your most responsible friend!
Sunoo: That's Jay Hyung
Niki:
Niki: I'm your FRIEND!!
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Jungwon: I can't get Sunoo out of his room
Sunghoon: Tell him I said something
Jungwon: What?
Sunghoon: Anything
2 minutes later~
Sunoo: [Bursts into the room] Did you say mint choco Ice-cream is just a mixture of milk and toothpaste?!!
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Niki: Are you a keyboard?
Sunoo: What?
Niki: cuz you r my type ;)
Sunoo: No. Are you software update?
Niki: ?
Sunoo: Cuz, not now
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Jake: Truth or dare?
Heeseung: Truth
Jake: I dare you to kiss me
Heeseung: [kisses him]
Jay: He didn't even choose dare...??!
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I have exams in the upcoming week so idk when I'll update.
Bye kids take care!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
