Sunghoon: Weddings are too expensive. Jay and I will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3 am.
Jay: The moon herself is going to join our hands in marriage. It's called intimacy
-♡-
Jay: Whenever Sunghoon is mad at me, I tighten the kids on all the jars we have, so he has to get help from me.
[Sound of glass shattering in the background]
Jay: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen
-♡-
[Playing Twister, Sunwonki are spinning, Heejake and Jayhoon are playing]
Jungwon: Jake Hyung, left hand red.
Jake: [does that]
Niki: [smirks] Jay hyung, left foot blue
Jay: [Ends up on top of Sunghoon] You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Sunoo: We stopped spinning fifteen minutes ago, you guys didn't even notice.
-♡-
Jay: Niki has a point
Niki: Please don't agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable
-♡-
Heeseung: If I was a snack, where would I be?
Jay: In the kitch-
Jake: In my bed
-♡-
Jay: F*ck you
Sunghoon: Is that an insult or a to-do list?
-♡-
Heeseung: People whose name starts with J or S are probably gay.
Jay, Jake, Sunghoon, Sunoo, Jungwon: [breathes in gayness]
Heeseung: see it's true!
Niki: exCUsE yoU-- what am I to you, straight?!?!
-♡-
Hi, I'm back and I'm alive...
All of the quotes were provided by doyouknowkpop . While I was busy with exams she sent me a lot of quotes. And as I didn't have enough time to find any by myself, it was a great help ngl. Thank you so much sweetie, I really appreciate your effort in finding them <3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
