[calling]
Sunghoon: Hey Sunoo, can you take over my shift please, I have a date today.
Sunoo: Sorry bestie, I need to go pick up my daughter from school.
Sunghoon: Since when do you have a daughter- wait you aren't even married-
Sunoo: Not with that attitude- I don't and I'm not gonna take your shift.
Sunghoon: WHY?
Sunoo: I DON'T WANNA- wait when does your shift end?
Sunghoon: 7:30 pm.
Sunoo: I ain't your friend till 7:30 pm. Don't call me [hangs up]
Sunghoon:
-♡-
Sunoo: I met two dogs in the street today. I'm gonna name them after Jake and Sunghoon.
Jay: Aww they'd love that...I think
Sunoo: They are named Dumb bitch and Dumber bitch.
Jay: there it goes...
-♡-
Sunoo: I'm a moderate and peaceful person.
Jungwon: You threw a chair at a guy yesterday at the restaurant!
Sunoo: Yes, that was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was gonna throw at him.
-♡-
Heeseung: [ watching Niki putting Ketchup on an apple]
Heeseung: I should've left you on the side of the streets yesterday.
Niki: BUT CHA DIDN'T!
-♡-
Niki: [breaks something]
Jungwon: That vase was 1000 years old!!
Niki: Phew~ at least it wasn't new.
Jungwon:
-♡-
Heeseung: you have to apologize to Jay.
Niki: Fine!
Niki: Unfuck you or whatever!
-♡-
[At the Dinner table]
Niki: Can anyone pass me the salt?
Heeseung: [passes the salt]
Niki: Thanks, Dad.
Everyone: [gasps]
Heeseung: [blushes] Umm Niki do you perhaps see me as a father figure?
Niki: what? No! All I see you is, as a bother figure!
Jay: you clearly called him dad.
Niki: No I didn't!
Sunoo: Omg Niki that's so sweet.
Niki: NO-
-♡-
FIND YOURSELF A MAN WHO SMILES AT YOU LIKE HEESEUNG DOES AT JAKE!
it's an order from your mother-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
