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Niki: Ice skating is just cursive walking
Jay: Please I'm too tired for this...
Sunoo: No dancing is cursive walking. Ice skating is cursive walking with knives.
Niki: Tap dancing is walking in all caps.
Jungwon: Marching is walking with perfect punctuation, grammar, and spelling.
Niki: No, It's walking in iambic pentameter.
Sunghoon: Suddenly I wanna cursively walk on you with knives :)
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Heeseung: Sit down, we have a problem.
Sunoo: What? The fire?
Heeseung: No the- wait there's a fire?
Sunoo: Nevermind this sounds more interesting.
Jake: [running past them with a fire extinguisher] SUNOO YOU CAN'T MICROWAVE FOIL NO MATTER WHAT YOUTUBE SAYS!
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Jake: Heeseung I'm in love with you.
Heeseung: I know.
Jake: You know?
Heeseung: Yeah, we're dating...
Sunghoon: [annoyed beyond limit] Please stop doing that every week!
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Sunghoon: Why is Sunoo rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to Niki?
Jungwon: Niki was going to hit his head on the door frame. So I told him to duck but he quacked at me and hit his head.
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Enjoy yourselves :)
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Sunghoon: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots?
Jake: They are babies...
Jay: They needed adult supervision.
Sunghoon: You need adult supervision!!
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[Jake teaching Maknae line math]
Jake: This angle is 90°
Niki: How can it be ninety degrees? It's winter!
Jungwon: Global warming!
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[At Niki's funeral]
Sunoo: I was the only person by Niki's side when he fell off the ladder and died. I will never forget his haunting last words-
Jay: What were they?
Sunoo: "Stop shaking the ladder"
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Lmao some random dude texted my bestie. Just after 10 days of chatting he bought her Spotify premium... is it a new way of flirting? if so then notice me too random senpai 👉👈
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
