Jake: Hold on! I'm having one of those. A headache with pictures?
Sunghoon: Holy shit!
Sunghoon: He's having an imagination.
~✿~
Jake: GUYS! Do you know the name of the cheese god?
Jungwon: God of cheese? Is there even a thing?
Jake: It's Cheesus.
Jay: I sware to god I'll kill this guy.
Sunghoon: please do.
~✿~
Sunghoon: When I said you should be friendlier, this isn't what I meant.
Sunoo: [ Stirring a cup of tea annoyedly] Oh, So now I'm too friendly? there's no way of pleasing you, Sunghoon Hyung.
A robber who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars, please.
Sunoo: Here you go :)
~✿~
[Niki, Sunoo, Jungwon climbing a mountain, carrying 3 shovels, 100 bottles of coca cola, and 50 mentos packs]
Jungwon: This is such a bad idea.
Niki: Then why are you coming with us?
Jungwon: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
~✿~
Sunoo: Is dinner ready?
Sunghoon: No, cook it yourself.
~ 2 hours later~
Jay: You told Sunoo to WHAT-
~✿~
[ Sees two people arguing loudly about their favorite anime characters]
Jungwon: What idiots.
Jungwon: [Realizes it's Niki and sunoo]
Jungwon: Wait those are my idiots.
~✿~
[ The 02z line trapped in a haunted house]
Jake: Why the ghost won't talk to us?
Sunghoon: Maybe they are homophobic?
Jay: We are not gay, Sunghoon.
Sunghoon: ...We aren't?
Jake: You aren't?
~✿~
[ At their wedding ]
Priest: Do you take Park Sunghoon as your Lawfully wedded Husband?
Jay: I Scooby Dooby doo
Sunghoon:
Priest:
Sunghoon: Can I get a divorce?
Guys now Jayhoon are Fanfictionally Married :')
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3