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[Sunghoon and Maknae line going somewhere]
Sunghoon: Now, now, before you get into my car, I have some rules.
Maknae line: Okay.
Sunghoon: No food.
Sunghoon: I pick the music.
Sunghoon: Feet off the dash.
Sunghoon: Here take these guns.
Sunghoon: We are robbing a bank.
Sunghoon: Don't be a pu**y.
-✿-
Kidnapper: [ on the phone ] we have him.
Jay: Who?
Kidnapper: Your son, Nishimura Riki.
Jay: Oh.
Kidnapper: Oh?
Jay: Yeah, you don't have him. He has you. Good luck. * hangs up*
-✿-
Heeseung: What do you think you can hurt people and get away with it? Why do you have to be so cruel?
Niki: Chill out Noodle-lord. All I said was you're not my real father.
Heeseung: Grounded!!
-✿-
Jay: [ Wakes up after power nap]
Jay: Did I die? Is this heaven?
*Knocking*
Sunghoon: Open up!
Jake: It's us, Jake and Sunghoon.
Jay: Oh, it's hell.
-✿-
Sunoo: I intend to get as far away from this place as possible.
Niki: Oh, Santa got my letter.
-✿-
Sunghoon: Last year I asked Santa for the most handsome person ever as a Christmas gift.
Sunghoon: Next day I woke up in a box.
-✿-
Jungwon: Hyung can I get some dating advice?
Heeseung: Just because I'm dating Jake, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
