Jungwon: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Sunoo: I know.
Sunoo: That's why I carry two knives.
-♡-
Heeseung: I'm leaving for three days. Jay's in charge. I've left a note for each of you with instructions.
Niki: Mine just says "Niki no."
Heeseung: And you can apply that to every possible situation.
-♡-
[Sunghoon on a blind date]
Sunghoon: I like girls how I like my Coffee.
Girl: But you're sipping tea right now.
Sunghoon: Exactly.
-♡-
[2 am, Enha group chat]
Niki: Do you think lava would taste spicy?
Heeseung:
Jungwon: Please don't eat lava.
Sunoo: Eat it and let us know..
Jake: Honestly lava is molten rocks so it tastes bland and dusty.
Niki: You're the only one who understands me.
Jay: So no one's gonna ask how did he know?
Sunghoon:
-♡-
Sunghoon: When I get murdered make sure it's unsolved.
Sunoo: What?
Sunghoon: I wanna be on Buzzfeed unsolved.
Jay: Let's go back to the "When I get murdered" part.
-♡-
Jake: I'm friendly, I'm loyal and I'm energetic!
Jake:
Jake: wait didn't I just describe a dog?
Heeseung: Well, yeah. But I love real dogs, not furries.
-♡-
[Middle of the night]
Jake: Do you love me?
Heeseung: ...We've been married for four years and have five kids.
Jake: Yeah, but did you marry me as a husband or a friend? It's unclear!
Heeseung: I SWARE TO GOD-
-♡-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
