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Heeseung: what do you think about spicing things up?
Jake: you know I can't handle spicy food
Heeseung: No I meant in the bedroom
Jake: Heeseung, I can't handle spicy food anywhere
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Sunghoon: Is that a hickey?
Jake: no, it's just a mosquito bite
Heeseung: [walking in] Hey guys!
Sunghoon: Hi mosquito!
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Jake: Heeseung is so talented. Like, look at this man he can speak so many different languages!
Jake: He can even sneeze in Korean.
Jake: show em Hee!
Heeseung: achoomnida
Jake: TALENT!
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Jake: yesterday I gave Heeseung Hyung a pack of ramen with a sticky note that said "I love you Heeseung"
Sunoo: That's cute, what did he say?
Jake: "I love you too, ramen"
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Jay: Sunghoon and I are having a baby.
Jungwon: That's grea-
Sunghoon: [slamming adoption papers on the table] It's you, sign here!
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[ Niki snuck out without permission, only Jake knows it]
Heeseung: I know you snuck out last night, Niki.
Jake: [Whispers to Niki] Play dumb.
Niki: who's Niki?
Jake: NOT THAT DUMB!
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Sunghoon: sorry, I just sneezed and liked your post
Jay: And commented "Damn daddy" on all of my selfies?
Sunghoon: ...I had the flu.
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Bye I'm packing up and leaving for Pluto or some shit. I wish boys planet was a real planet- okay stan zb1 bye!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
