-♡-
Jake: Bro, guess what?
Sunghoon: What, bro?
Jake: If I had a dollar for every time you made my day better, I would have enough money to pay your and Jay's wedding expenses...
sunghoon: bro...
Jake: bro...
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Heeseung: If you were a flower, I'd pick you
Jake: which would kill me
Heeseung: I would water you constantly
Jake: so I'd drown
Heeseung: put you out in the sunniest spot?
Jake: then I'd wither up and die
Heeseung:
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Sunghoon: [looking at Jay] what an angle.
Ni-ki: Hyung, don't you mean "angel"?
Sunghoon: I was talking about his jawline but damn you're right, that too.
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Jungwon: How was the honeymoon?
Jay: Sunghoon got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Jay: He said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
Jay: I love him.
-♡-
Niki: I hope a car runs over me.
Jake: common where's the Christmas sprit?!
Niki: I hope a raindeer runs over me
-♡-
Niki: I'm going to play a song called "sunoo finally kissed me on the cheek"
Niki: [inhales deeply]
Niki: [screams]
-♡-
I painted my cat's paws orange🤡
Gonna paint his whole body black and name him Jay-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
