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Jungwon: Dad said " I raise no quitter"
Jungwon: Well, Dad didn't raise me at all.
Jungwon: So I'm gonna quit this shit!
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Sunoo: I love knitting.
Niki: Why?
Sunoo: I can make sweaters, I can make scarfs, I can make hats, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens...
Niki:...Sorry, what was that in the middle?
Sunoo: I can make hats.
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Sunoo: Son of a bitch!
Niki: What did you call mother?!
Sunoo: N-No I meant your dad-
Niki: Oh okay, continue.
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Jay: Bro.
Heeseung: What bro?
Jay: Cover your eyes.
Heeseung: [covers his eyes]
Jay: What do you see?
Heeseung: Nothing.
Jay: That's what you mean to me, bro.
Heeseung: Br- wait!
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Sunoo: BISEXUALS ATEN'T CONFUSED!
Jay: Yes I am...like about taxes and how engines work.
Sunoo: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AIN'T ONE!
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Niki: Hey hyung can me and Jungwon play 'war' outside?
Heeseung: Sure whatever. I'm not your dad.
Niki: Thank you!
Heeseung: noT ON THE STREET!
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[ On a date]
Jay: What's your favorite color?
Sunghoon: Really? Stop asking dumb questions like kids.
Jay: Oh yeah? So how is formic acid made in the lab? give the chemical reaction for it.
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: M-My favorite color is blue.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
