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Jay: Just admit that I have a unique way of lightening up a room.
Sunghoon: It's called arson and those people are witnesses.
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Sunghoon: If you think about it, Birthdays are scary.
Jake: How?
Sunghoon: A small gathering of people huddled around an object of fire chanting a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object.
Sunoo: CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY?!
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Sunoo: [Sees a child crying at the grocery store]
Sunoo: [Bends down to talk to them]
Sunoo: Hey little guy. Can you please move? You're blocking the Mint Choco -
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Jay: Why's Heeseung acting stupid these days?
Sunoo: He got the flu from Jake and Niki
Jay:
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Jay: Jungwon can be immature sometimes.
Sunghoon: Sometimes? Remember how excited he got when he discovered that he could eat two bows of noodles at the same time?
Jungwon: [Holding three bowls of noodles] GUYS YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!!!
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Jungwon: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Jay: Why?
Sunghoon: [sitting beside them] Builds character.
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Jake: Why is Jungwon asleep on your shoulder?
Sunoo: shut up! This is sweet!
Jake: You were complaining about how annoying it is one hour ago.
Sunoo: I've changed my mind.
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Anybody interested in BoyNextDoor? I want to publish a group chat ff about them soon. I'll write an Enhypen one after I finish this quote book or after graduating in September.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
