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Jungwon: Hyung, what's the name of the guy we always run into in the mall?
Sunghoon: His dog's name is Layla.
Jungwon: That's not what I asked...
Sunghoon: Thant's the only information I have.
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Jake: I'm seeing Heeseung.
Sunoo: As in dating or hallucination?
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Sunoo: H-Hyung can you check for the monster under our beds?
Jay: Monsters don't live under the bed, they live inside us.
Sunoo:
Jungwon:
Jay: Good night.
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Sunoo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Sunghoon: I'm a knife, he's a spatula.
Jay: He's the little spoon.
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Sunghoon: Jungwon's principal called me and said that he got into a fight
Jay: Oh gosh, that isn't good.
Jay:
Jay: But did he win?
Sunghoon: Jay...
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Jake: Hey do you know Jay's computer password?
Sunghoon: Fuck you Heeseung.
Jake: Hey! Why did you curse my boyfriend?!
Sunghoon: No you misunderstood. Jay's password is fuckyouheeseung.
Jake: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Heeseung: Riki-
Niki: [sigh] Sunoo used to call me Riki...
Heeseung: That's because it's your fucking name!
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FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
