-♡-
Jay: If you bite a snake and you die, It's poisonous. And if it bites you and you die, It's venomous.
Niki: What if it bites me and it dies?
Sunoo: That's poisonous. Learn to read, Jesus!
Jungwon: And what if it bites itself and I die?
Jay: That's voodoo
Jake: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jay: That's a correlation, not causation.
Sunghoon: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Niki: That's kinky!
Jay:
Heeseung: Oh god! Get out of this house right now!
-♡-
[At an amusement park, on the spinning tea cup ride]
Heeseung and Jake: [spinning calmly while talking]
Jay and Sunghoon: [Spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument]
Niki, Jungwon, Sunoo: [Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
-♡-
[Sitting in a cafe]
Sunoo: That's ridiculous! Niki doesn't have a crush on me.
Sunghoon: Yes he does
Jake: Yes he does
Niki: [ getting out from under the table] Yes I do
-♡-
[Maknae line arrived home 20 minutes late]
Heeseung: [spines chair ominously] I've been expecting you..
Heeseung: [chair keeps spinning] shit!
Heeseung: [holds onto the nearest lamp to stop spinning] shit-
Heeseung: [falls off the chair] SHIT!
-♡-
Heeseung: Is something burning?
Jake: Just my desire for you ;)
Jay: THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE!
-♡-
Jungwon: What are you doing?
Sunghoon: Appreciating fine art~
Jungwon: [ looking over] But that's just an album of your own photos..
Sunghoon: I know right? :D
-♡-
Jay: [Gets on his knees]
Sunghoon: Oh my god it's happening!
Jay: [ Falls over]
Sunghoon: The poison's finally kicking in!
-♡-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
