Niki: Do blind people see their dreams? Do deaf people hear their thoughts?
Jake: Do you ever shut up?
-♡-
Jake: you call is a near-death experience
Jake: But I call it a vibe check from God!
Sunghoon: You were shot in your stomach-
-♡-
Niki: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Heeseung: People die when you have fun.
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[At 2 am]
Jay: [ yelling from his room] Who the fuck named it "Emotion baggage" and not "griefcase"?
Sunghoon: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT!
Jake: wait he has a point-
-♡-
Heeseung: Writing things down is considered "nerdy"?
Heeseung: What do you do then?
Jay: I forget things, like a cool person.
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Jay: If you were my wife, I'd put poison in our coffee.
Sunghoo: ...If you were my husband I'd drink it.
Jay:
Jay: Sunghoon we talked about this... no suicidal thoughts!
-♡-
Jay: Which country has the most birds?
Jake: PortuGEESE
Jake: Wait that's a language...
Jake: PortuGULL
Jay: Nice recovery.
Jake: Don't you men 'reDOVEery'?
Sunghoon: Stop all those nonsense. How did you miss Turkey?!
-♡-
if Sunghoon didn't choose to be a penguin, He'd definitely be a white bunny
btw my obsession over black cats... is going crazy, like literally. I'm crazy for them ahhhh I want one but mom's scared of them TT
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
