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Sunoo: Seriously! How petty can you get?!
Sunghoon: once I edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about.
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[Texting]
Jay: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Niki: you bet!
Jay: at what temperature?
Niki: 635
Jay:...that's the time I told you to turn it off! The temperature was supposed to be 500f
Niki:
Jay: don't tell me you're heating it from 5 o'clock...
Niki: 635...
Jay:
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Niki: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, we have to fight the person underneath.
Heeseung: Niki no!
Jake: Mistlefoe.
Heeseung: stop encouraging him!
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Niki: I think I'm having a midlife crisis
Jungwon: You're like just 17?
Niki: I could Die at 30!
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Niki: Jail is no fun. I can tell you this.
Sunoo: oh yeah? Have you been there?
Niki: yes several times. In Monopoly.
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Sunoo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety.
Jungwon: You and me
Sunoo: [ close to tears] Okay.
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Sunghoon: Jay It's your turn to wash the dishes.
Jay: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD
Sunghoon: okay, before that wash the dishes and also use soap this time?
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Felt bored and lonely so I updated. Hey kid, have a nice day <3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
