I want that mug too zamn
-♡-
Niki: You motherf*cker!
Heeseung, without hesitation: Damn right!
Jake: [spits out his drink]
-♡-
[Different reactions to 'I want a baby']
[Heejake]
Jake: I want a baby
Heeseung: Me too honestly
Jake: Then let's have a baby
Heeseung: Deal. I need another angel in my life.
[Jayhoon]
Sunghoon: I want a baby
Jay: We're a gay couple but sure.
[Sunwon]
Jungwon: I want a baby
Sunoo: Babe I love you but you're pretty much a baby yourself.
[Sunki]
Sunoo: I want a baby
Niki: I'm baby
[Wonki]
Jungwon: I want a baby
Niki: Oh god. Steal one
-♡-
Heeseung: Sunoo and Ni-ki haven't stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Heeseung: I guess I should let them in
-♡-
Jake: Why are you three here?
Jungwon: I'm here to help
Niki: I'm here to make things worse
Sunoo: and I'm here to watch
-♡-
Sunoo: Let's play a game. I call it 'Heeseung or Layla.' I tell you something I've heard Jake say, and you have to guess whether he said it to his boyfriend or his dog.
Sunghoon: Okay, that sounds easy enough.
Sunoo: First up- "I would die for you."
Sunghoon: *under his breath* fuck
-♡-
Jungwon: What's it like being taller than 5′9′'? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Heeseung: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who in my experience will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
-♡-
Niki: are you death? Because I think about you all the time [winks]
Sunoo: should I be worried or-?
-♡-
I didn't socialize for a while
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
