Jake: [scared] Is Niki always like this when he loses?
Sunghoon: oh... yeah... you should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of I-land-
Niki: [standing up quickly] YOU BUMPED THAT TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
-♡-
Heeseung: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice, Jake
Jake: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada
Heeseung:
Heeseung: You just told me you're pregnant-
Sunoo: CONGRATS, JAKE HYUNG! YOU'RE GLOWING!
-♡-
[Sunghoon texting Jake]
Sunghoon: I just walked into this party and someone yelled 'dibs' really loud...
[Jay texting Heeseung]
Jay: JESUS CHRIST
Jay: OKAY
Jay: HOLY FUCK IM REALLY DRUNK AND THIS HOTTIE WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED 'DIBS' REALLY FUCKING LOUD-
-♡-
Jay: [clinging desperately to a rock wall] Christ this is terrifying! Sunghoon, how are you so good at this???
Sunghoon: [vibing next to him] I dunno, I guess I'm just used to being high.
Jay:
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Wait that... came out wrong.
-♡-
Heeseung: wait, where's the milk? I thought you and Sunoo went to the store yesterday?
Jungwon: [mumbles]
Heeseung: what?
Jungwon: I said neither of us could reach it okay! It's on the top shelf!
-♡-
Heeseung: Alright guys, our monthly spending is way too high. We're going to need to be a little more frugal. Is there anything we have that we can stay without?
Jake: Buying clothes every mo-
Niki: My childhood trauma.
Jungwon: My sanity
Jay and Sunghoon: [simultaneously] Sleep
Sunoo: Sunghoon
Heeseung:
Heeseung: You're all going to therapy, fuck the budget.
-♡-
I have only one exam left, which is tomorrow. And yeah... Goodbye to school life. I'll miss it even though it was a bitch-
bye see you next week
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
