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Sunoo: sorry it took me so long to get in the alleyway. I broke down on the way here.
Jake: omg is your car okay?
Sunoo: car?
Jake:
Sunoo:
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Niki: Just buried Jay Hyung :(
Niki: He's gonna be mad when he wakes up.
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Sunghoon: Didn't you die?
Jay: That was an hour ago. Things change.
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Sunoo: Revenge? That sounds dishonorable.
Jake: Oh so you're not gonna take-
Sunoo: I prefer calling it " Returning the favor"
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[Sunoo, Sunghoon, and Jake accidentally burn the house]
Sunoo: Whoops!
Sunghoon: [sarcastically] Whoops?! Whoops?! This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are past far whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "OH FUCK!" territory, and I want you to act like it!
Jake:
Jake: OH FUCK!
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Jungwon: [ peeking under Sunghoon's blanket] Hyung are you ready to come out and interact with people?
Sunghoon: [ demonic screeching]
Jungwon: Understandable, have a good day.
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Jay: Didn't y'all go to the bar?
Jake: Sunghoon screamed "There will be blood" and punched a random guy in the face.
Sunoo: So we're never going back there :)
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[At Niki's funeral]
Jungwon: I can't believe I have to say goodbye...Can I please have a moment on my own guys?
Rest of the members: Take as long as you need [ leaves]
Jungwon: [ looks around]
Jungwon: The coast is clear.
Niki: [ opens eyes]
Niki: This is our best prank yet.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't reuse them without telling me. contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
