Family is Forever

Fists of Furry: Part 1

Aria's POV:

The turtles, April, & I are in the living room when Splinter appears before us in the suit he used to wear in his old movies.

Splinter: "Oh! My Lou Jitsu jumpsuit from one of my award winning Lou Jitsu dojos, what on Earth are you doing on my shoulders?"

Me: "Looking good, Splints."

Splinter smiles in thanks but frowns when he notices no one else is paying attention to him. In retort, he whacks the turtles' heads one by one.

Splinter: "Enough blinky, beepy, phone games! I'm trying to talk to you about my Lou Jitsu Dojos!"

Leo: "Wow, Lou Jitsu dojos are a thing? Who knew?"

Splinter: "Uh, only everybody!-*holds up a flyer*-It is the largest chain of dojos in the city!"

Donnie: "New York City?"

Splinter: "No, Moon Base One City. Of course, New York City! Today is my long overdue dojo inspection day to make sure they are teaching my moves properly."

Raph: "Even the Seven Deadly Vipers move?"

April: "The move they never show in movies 'cause the mere mention of it always makes your enemies surrender?"

Splinter: "No, that move is a sacred secret. Now, I was thinking I might take one of you along on my inspection."

The turtles, April & I share a look.

Me: "You heard him, fellas."

Raph: "Last one standing gets to go with Pops!"

The turtles & I tackle one another in a 'sudden death' fight. While the guys collapse out of exhaustion, I stand tall and proud above them and pull April to stand beside me. We both turn to Splinter with hopeful looks, and he nods proudly.

April: "All right, I get to go!"

Splinter: "Wonderful! Onward to my world-famous dojos, where I'm sure nothing has changed in the last 30 years."

Splinter leads April & me to the first dojo's location, but in the last 30 years, it's been taken over by another chain of dojos.

Splinter: "My original dojo. Gone. And taken over by Kristoff van Bradford."

April & I: "Who?"

Splinter: "An atrocious actor who is dishonorable to his core. At least I have my 27 other dojos. They more than balance out this jerk store."

{Time skip}

Only one Lou Jitsu dojo is left; the others have been replaced with Kristoff van Bradford's.

April: "Oh, man, you only have one dojo left."

Splinter: "One is all I need. From this seed, the Lou Jitsu way will sprout up to reclaim its honor and stand strong against those Komodo creeps.-*puts on hat*-Now, time for you and Randall to find out what we have to work with."

We walk into the dojo to find three students in a defensive stance.

Splinter: "Hello, fellow teenagers. I, Randall, was just doing video games and other teen-related stuff when I saw you here."

Sara: "We're just practicing some Lou Jitsu moves. Hot oatmeal!"

The girl goes against one of the boys, but he gets onto his back as she spins him around by his feet.

Splinter: "Uh, is that the Lou Jitsu Tiger Claw move?"

Meanwhile, the other boy is on his hands and knees licking the floor mat.

Splinter: "And what move are you practicing?"

Sam: "My tiger got tired, so I'm resting at a watering hole?"

Splinter & I facepalm as the students bow before a cat poster hanging on a wall.

Students: "How was that, Sensei?"

Splinter: "Your sensei is a cat poster?"

Suddenly, all three students don fearful looks as one of their watches' alarms goes off.

Sam: "Oh, no! Look at the time. It's time for our 3:30 beatdown from the Komodo students."

At that, four Komodo Dragons enter the dojo.

Komodo Dragons: "Strike fast, strike hard, no mercy."

Then, the four of them start breaking the floorboards and bonsai trees and leap to attack the Lou Jitsu students before Splinter & I step in to knock them out.

Splinter: "Not in the house of Jitsu! You Komodo students are as ruthless as your sensei."

Then, a man enters the dojo.

Kristoff: "Who dares challenge my dragons?"

Splinter: "Kristoff van Bradford. You're the actor who wishes he was as tough and as handsome as Lou Jitsu."

Kristoff: *laughs* "Lou Jitsu is a has-been who never was."

Komodo Dragons: "Strike fast, strike hard, Lou Jitsu is a scene-stealing hack!"

Kristoff: "We have all the other Lou Jitsu dojos in town, and once we force you six to quit, Komodo will control them all!"

Splinter: "No. We shall fight for control of the dojo. Your school against Lou Jitsu's. Best student against best student."

Komodo: "Oh, yes, I get dojo, Poo Jitsu Karate kneels before Van Bradford!-*laughs*-But you? You cannot be student. Minimum height requirement."

Splinter: *bows* "We honorably accept."

Kristoff: "Oh, yes, yes, yes. Bring Bring honor & respect to the mat so I can crush it."

Komodo Dragons: "Strike fast, strike hard. We are leaving now, goodbye!."

Kristoff leaves the dojo, followed by his students.

TO BE CONTINUED