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Incorrect Quotes Part 3 (mostly flower husbands)

Published on: 4/20/23

Okay I love making these please stop me somehow.........

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Scott: Can I bother you for a second?
Jimmy: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Lizzie: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Katherine: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Lizzie: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Katherine: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Joel: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Katherine:
Katherine: What?
Joel: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Fwhip: Is that a gun?!
Sausage : It's not what it looks like!
Fwhip: It looks like a gun!
Sausage : Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Fwhip: ...ANYMORE?!

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Jimmy: I owe you one.
Scott: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Jimmy: Are we fighting or flirting?
Scott: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Jimmy: Your point?

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Jimmy: I’m this close to falling in love with Scott.
Lizzie: Your fingertips are touching.
Jimmy: Exactly.

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Jimmy: If you want my advice-
Lizzie: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Scott... Multiple times.
Scott: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he's also tried to kill me.
Jimmy: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Jimmy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Scott: *blushing* I—
Lizzie, butting into the conversation: Joel is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Joel: Why do you look like that?
Jimmy, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Joel: Like you’re dead.
Jimmy: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Lizzie: Jimmy accidentally called Scott “babe” in front of everyone today.
Jimmy: *sobs into the floor*

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Lizzie: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Joel and I are dating.
Joel, Shubble, Jimmy, and Scott: *gasp*
Lizzie: Joel, why are you surprised?!

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Scott: We both look very handsome tonight.
Jimmy: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Scott: I couldn't take that chance.

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Scott: Are you ready to commit?
Jimmy: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Jimmy: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Scott: Um...Neat.
*later*
Scott, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Xornoth. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Xornoth, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Scott. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Joey confessed his love for me?
Scott: Didn't you thank him?
Xornoth: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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Jimmy: That's ridiculous, Scott doesn't have a crush on me.
Xornoth : Yes he does.
Joey: Yes he does.
Scott: Yes I do.

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E2!Jimmy: I asked Scott out.
False: Oh, I’m sorry.
E2!Jimmy: Why?
False: Well, I assume he said no.
E2!Jimmy: No, he said yes.
False: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

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Scott: You're right.
Jimmy: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?

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Scott: I have feelings for you.
Jimmy: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Scott: You have to apologize to them Jimmy.
Jimmy: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Fwhip: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Jimmy: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Scott I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Jimmy, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Gem: Just be yourself.
Jimmy: Really? Gem, I have one day to win over Scott’s parents.
Jimmy: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Shubble: Couple of weeks.
Fwhip: Six months.
Lizzie: Jury’s still out.
Jimmy: See Gem? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Scott, at Jimmy: You're my significant other.
Jimmy: Yeah I am!
Scott, at Owen: You're my child.
Owen: Yes boss.
Scott, at Shubble: You're my bitch. (It's 'witch' my guy)
Shubble: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Scott, at Gem: My bestie.
Gem: Naturally.
Scott, Lizzie: HA, GAY!
Lizzie: Fuck you.

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Jimmy: Scott kissed me!
Lizzie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Jimmy: It was unbelievable!
Lizzie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Owen: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Lizzie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Jimmy, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Jimmy: Oh, it ended very well.
Lizzie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Owen: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Jimmy: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Owen: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Jimmy: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Lizzie and Owen: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Scott eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Shubble: Tongue?
Scott: Yeah.
Gem: Cool.

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Jimmy: Scott is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Pix: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.
Joey: Tackle him!
Pearl: Dump him.
Lizzie: Kick him in the shin!
Scott: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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False: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Jimmy: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Scott walks in*
Jimmy: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Katherine: And now for a gay update with Scott and Jimmy.
Scott: Getting gayer.
Katherine: Thank you, Scott.

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Shubble: What are you getting Jimmy for the holidays?
Scott: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Katherine: I'm getting Jimmy a divorce lawyer.

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Joey: Why are your tongues purple?
Jimmy: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Scott: I had a red one.
Joey: oh.
Joey:
Joey: OH.
Fwhip:
Fwhip: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Jimmy: Can you cut me some slack, Scott? I’m sort of in love.
Scott: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Jimmy: I’m in love with you.
Scott: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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