MCYT Oneshots [REQUESTS OPEN!]

Incorrect Quotes Part 11

Published on 11/30/23

God damn it another one... When will this madness end

Okay so I think I'm only going to write requests and maybe things I come up with. My life has been very full and I don't know how much time I can be putting on both books but requests usually give me something to do when I do have time! Like I said my life is getting busier each day

(I got a boyfriend so I'm almost always with him and friends I'm so happy to be with him)

I hope you guys understand! You guys can leave requests at anytime and I'll make sure to get them done. You all are so amazing for getting this book to over 3k reads and 84 votes, it means a lot that you all enjoy my writing 💕

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Scott: The stars are so beautiful...
Jimmy: They're just giant balls of gas.
Scott: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Jimmy: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Scott: Oh...

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Xornoth, about Joey: Can I tell him he looks nice?
Jimmy: Sure.
Xornoth: Can I tell him I respect him?
Jimmy: Maybe, if he ask.
Xornoth: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Jimmy: …
Jimmy: I’d save that for later.

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Pix: Bro-
Oli: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Oli: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Joel: I love you.
Lizzie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Joel and Lizzie kiss passionately*
Jimmy, to Katherine: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Oli: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Sausage recently.
Fwhip: No, Oli, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Oli: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Fwhip: No! You’re the only one for me.
Oli: Is that so?
Fwhip: I promise! Sausage and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Oli: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Fwhip: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Oli: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Fwhip: Of course bro!
Oli: Bro...
Sausage: What the-

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Jimmy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Scott: Poppies, why?
Jimmy:
Scott: Were you going to get me flowers?
Jimmy:
Scott:
Jimmy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Joey: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Sausage: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Sausage: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

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Fwhip: I am strong! I beat False at arm wrestling!
Lizzie: Anyone can beat False at arm wrestling!
False: Hey-

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Gem: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!
Dog: *just stands there*
Lizzie: He didn’t do it.
Gem: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.