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Incorrect Quotes Part 10

Published on 8/15/23

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Joel: *Locks Shelby in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Shelby: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Sausage: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Pix: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Sausage: No.

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Joey: My life is a mess.
Sausage: Joey relax, go get a beer.
Joey: I don’t want a beer.
Sausage: Who said it was for you?

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False: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Katherine: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Shelby: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Joel: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Shelby: How would you like your pancakes?
Fwhip: Plain.
Gem: With sprinkles!
False: Chocolate chips.
Katherine: Potatoes.
*Fwhip, Gem, and False look at Katherine*
Katherine: What? They're good.

Okay but blueberry pancakes/waffles hit different

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Joey: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Fwhip: The big five licenses?
Joey: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Shelby: I need a long word.
Scott: T-rex but the long one.

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Katherine: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Joey: Milfs.
Scott: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Katherine: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
False: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
False: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Scott: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Katherine: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Katherine: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
False: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Joey: What? No! It isn't!
False: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Scott: False...
False: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Scott: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
False: KATHERINE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Katherine: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Joey: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Scott: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Oli, staring lovingly at Pix: I would die for you.
Pix, doing his own thing: Then perish.

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Joel: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Shelby: honk.
Scott: WHAT.
Shelby: HONK.
Scott: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????