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Incorrect Quotes Part 12

Published on 1/14/23

I have midterms this week but I promise I'm still alive 😭

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Squidney: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Graecie: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Mohwee: if you want information it is
Rasbi: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Mohwee: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Nico: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Mohwee: Fair point.

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Ayngel, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Graecie: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Eyrn: Cannibalism.
Graecie: *confused chewing noises*

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Kyle: We have a problem.
Acho: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Krow, shooing Acho away after killing Kyle: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Soup: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Magic: Why not?
Soup: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Spidey: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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*Mohwee and Guts are fighting*
Acho, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
*Mohwee and Guts start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

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Rasbi: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Nico: I have a person who does that for me.
Rasbi: Yeah, ME.
Nico: I'm glad you agree.

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Magic: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Mohwee: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Krow: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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Krow: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Reddoons: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

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Mohwee: She's the girl of my dreams!
Owen: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Mohwee: I have a lot of dreams.

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Kyle: I just found out from Squidney today that when Owen died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Oeca said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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Bek: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Apo: Money... Is like president trading cards.

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Soup: *makes Mohwee a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Mohwee: *sips tea*
Soup:
Mohwee: *finishes tea*
Soup: Didn't it taste bad?
Mohwee: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Soup, tearing up: Oh, okay.